any where you live is not safe |
During what was supposed to be a time of celebration, Grand Haven was rocked by a double murder in the heart of the city.
On July 2, Staci Czadzeck returned to R.K. Jewelers, 124 Washington Ave., fro...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:56:00 GMT |
joke |
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply forSocial Security.>> The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's' license toverify my age.> I looked in my pockets and realized...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:03:00 GMT |
fun games that you can play your kid’s this winter |
(games)
(1) Fill large mixing bowls with cotton balls and give each guest a spoon. Kids must scoop out as many cotton balls as possible in one minute - without using fingers!
(2) You have to hold one...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 22:03:00 GMT |
Statue Of Infidelity |
Statue Of Infidelity A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then sh...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:00:00 GMT |
Like the way you think |
Like the way you think Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?" Little Johnny:- "None Miss". Te...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:51:00 GMT |
stupid questions |
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?3. Why cant woman put their mascara on wit...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:44:00 GMT |
driving |
DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just w...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 23:39:00 GMT |
little laddy |
LITTLE LADY:
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 23:34:00 GMT |
