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Maxie

And there's her kid sister, Kit...who's as single as they come!

About Me

After my cop boyfriend died in the line of duty, I slept with a longtime, now-married crush while enabling his painkiller addiction. Now I like to drink and womanize. I've also had a slew of bad relationships and failed marriage attempts.--------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------
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A recent e-mail from my buddy Tone: you may find this humorous:while checking my myspace mail at lunchtime, i saw your new avatar photo and figured i'd visit your gallery to view the new additions. i spent about 30 seconds admiring your pics and then returned to my e-mail.about an hour later i was called into the operations director's office. apparently, a coworker had reported that i visited a pornographic website during lunch. IT determined that this pornographic site was your myspace page. as a result, i am no longer allowed to visit your profile. congrats, pornstar. i knew i should have stuck to math chatrooms.

My Interests

Training at home for a better career.

I'd like to meet:

A PENGUIN. A SHARP-DRESSED MAN. LAUREN--OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IT WAS A THRILLING DAY.MY HERO:YOU MAY ALL THANK SHAWN FOR THE BELOW:

Music:

LED ZEPPELIN, BOB DYLAN, PINK FLOYD, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, THE DOORS, THE BEATLES, THE BLACK CROWES, CAT STEVENS, BUDDY GUY, ERIC CLAPTON, JAMES TAYLOR, COUNTING CROWS, ZZ TOP, ROD STEWART, TOM PETTY, THE WHO, KELLY CLARKSON, GIN BLOSSOMS, ashlee simpson (shh on that last one)

Movies:

ALMOST FAMOUS: BEST. MOVIE. EVER. Second only to perhaps "Peter Prisco and Peter Scattaretico Quartet LIVE 2004"

Television:

ROSEANNE. ALL MY CHILDREN. ONE LIFE TO LIVE. GENERAL HOSPITAL. MONK. PROJECT RUNWAY. CHEERLEADER NATION. FRAISER. THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW. BOB NEWHART. LUCY. LOVE THE OLDIES.

Books:

ANYTHING JACK KEROUAC (ESPECIALLY THE DHARMA BUMS, ON THE ROAD), F. SCOTT FITZGERALD, SHERWOOD ANDERSON...CHUCK KLOSTERMAN. THE MAN IS A GENIUS..."HOW THE PRO-CHOICE MOVEMENT SAVED AMERICA: FREEDOM, POLITICS, AND THE WAR ON SEX" BY CRISTINA PAGE.

Heroes:

LAUREN.

My Blog

9021...OH: Revelations Regarding the Classic Nighttime Soap

So, I have turned to reruns of "Beverly Hills, 90210".  For anyone who is interested, this plays on SOAPnet from, I believe, 4:00-6:00 daily.  The epis seem to be in chronological order, and...
Posted by Maxie on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:21:00 PST

All My Grievances

L-Sass Note:  This was intended to be a blog about 90210, with an explanation of why I have been watching it so much recently (the suck factor of AMC). However, as I aired my grievances about AMC...
Posted by Maxie on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:22:00 PST

Driving Miss Lazy

My thesis is officially due on Tuesday, at 6:00.  It is, for all intents and purposes, done, but I started writing yet another short story for the collection.  I have posted what I have so f...
Posted by Maxie on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:36:00 PST

So, is your boyfriend here?

The past few days have seen a lot of awkwardness.  As my dearest friends know, pretty much any time you put me in a room with a member of the opposite sex, the potential for an awkward situa...
Posted by Maxie on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST

If you made the cut...

Lately, I have been regressing.  My career sights are set low, I have felt the urge to blog more frequently (this I attach to memories of journal writing at age 15), and I even cut my hair (pictu...
Posted by Maxie on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:15:00 PST

I think I have a degenerative disease.

Some of you are aware that I was in the hospital about two weeks ago.  Now, I'm ok, apparently.  I was told I was suffering from something called "adenitis" which is an inflammation of the l...
Posted by Maxie on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:12:00 PST

Even if youre not a fan...

Last Saturday, I went to Hoboken with Jess and Theresa.  We thought it would be fun to have fake names for the evening.  Before deciding on April, May, and June (it's an old standby), Jess s...
Posted by Maxie on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:58:00 PST

Jamie Lynn Spears: I am your future.

It's true, I look like I am 13 years old.  Now, I could take this pairing the wrong way, but instead I choose to focus on the positive.  First of all: look at my face.  There is nothi...
Posted by Maxie on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:35:00 PST

A little bit country, a little bit chinese.

  Now, okay. After seeing all the beautiful people my dear friend Marianella resembles, I was curious to try a recent photo where I'm a little bit sober. Sobering fact: With a lit...
Posted by Maxie on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:02:00 PST

Adventures at the DMV

Hello friends. I hope Thanksgiving Eve was as fun for everyone as it was for me. Even though I got roped into going to Jimmy's (eek!) I was surrounded by all my favorite people, so it didn't matter. M...
Posted by Maxie on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:43:00 PST