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DDR

Sic Vis Pacem, Para bellum If you want peace... prepare for war

About Me

METALLICA

Fear Factory

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I mainly read magazines like Motor Trend, Auto Week, Car & Driver

Heroes:

Batman! I wish I was a rich dude that beats up people while wearing a cape!

My Blog

161 Condom Slogans!!!

I've gotten some great responses for this, so just in case you haven't read it, check it out!!! I found it online a few days ago. It's funny shit! Prepare to laugh, maybe piss your pants, and then pro...
Posted by DDR on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:40:00 PST

BUY THIS CELL PHONE YOU BASTARD!

I had nothing better to do!  
Posted by DDR on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

ADD THIS PERSON!!!

Add this person!!! You don't know him, but since he's a friend of mine, it's okay to add him, since I'm telling you to! He enjoys cutting up bodies into little pieces and storing in the shed out back!...
Posted by DDR on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

MySpace Game

DDRx here! This is a game I invented, and had fun playing!  Here's what you need to play: -Hair-Hands-Computer with Internet Service Step one : Log on MySpace Step two: Get really fucking frustra...
Posted by DDR on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:07:00 PST

Yo Momma Jokes

Here's some Yo Momma jokes I found online! lol Reading these give me flashbacks to junior high school! lol ENJOY! Yo momma's so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her...
Posted by DDR on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:01:00 PST

FOR DUMMIES Books Created By Me!

Check out these stupid/funny "For Dummies" Books I made! You can make your own at http://www.customsigngenerator.com/, so check it out, and enjoy! http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7216/thinkingfg3.j...
Posted by DDR on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST

Visit to the Psychiatrist

Yeah, I don't really see a psychiatrist, but since I'm an author, I always have ideas, some stupid and crazy. lol Enjoy! Doc: How are you feeling today, Daniel? DDRx: To be honest, I feel like shit, d...
Posted by DDR on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST

Constipation

So the other day I go to my dentist, and he starts asking me all the usual routine questions. But then it gets weird. Doc: Daniel, have you been flossing? DDRx: Well, to tell you the truth, I do floss...
Posted by DDR on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:32:00 PST