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Ratt Madly

About Me

I am a rugged nature buff (if you know what I mean). I am into tracking and survival. I was named after my great-uncle who was one of Teddy's Rough Riders. The following pretty much describes me:"* Good looks * Money * Muscles * A big nob * Nice clothes * Won't hump a sex doll and make someone watch * Suaveness, savoire faire * A vast libido * Being sensitive, pressing flowers, wearing bunny rabbit slippers * Courtesy, good manners * Matching socks * Buns like cobblestones and cojones like avocados * Knows his way around a dancefloor * Knows his way around a vagina * An air of danger, wildness and unpredictability, and no fear of commitment. "

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People named Ratt, my maker, Paul Bunyan (so I could show him he's not so big), Sasquatch, Kinky Friedman, and anyone with a gaping love box.

Ratt's Fan Club Members
I have A MILLION devotees

The Slutty One

The Classy One

The Obsessive One

The Grat Big One

The Rough One

The Aquatic One

The Wild One

The Crack Commando Unit

Check 'em out!

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