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~Life's Complicated, Den Deres Me!~ I am who I am, U'll never find another like me. So appreciate da

About Me

I've been thru mad stuff thruout da 18 yrs I've been alive and barely ne of it has been easy. 4 reasons I cannot explain I neva got da chance 2 live a normal childhood, so technically, I'll always b a child at heart. I've also made a lot of stupid choices as well. But I don't regret ne of it, cuz those mistakes have made me da person dat I am 2day. Because of those mistakes I have da mentality dat continues 2 shock ppl. I'm unlike ne1 u eva met, dats becuz dere iz onli and will always b juz 1 of me. I onli open my tru self up 2 da ppl dat can work there way in past my shell. But once ur there deres no going back. And if any1 messes me ova after dat, dey will have 2 deal wit da wrath of my lord jesus christ, cuz he don't like when ppl play wit hiz children. I've been knocked down more times den a mathematician can count, but I've neva stayed down. And dats how itz gonna continue 2 b. Dere have been a few new developments in my lyfe dat I choose not 2 explain. Juz keeping my head up and wishing 4 da best.Wit God by my side nothing iz impossible.
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| View | Add FavoriteWould'nt you like to know? Take da time 2 get 2 know me and u'll find out.

I'd like to meet:

U know I get sick of updating diz stuff. But itz basically still da same. I want2 find me sum1 who would accept me for me and not try 2 change that. I want 2 find some1 who would keep it G wit me. I also dont need ne SCRUBS trying 2 get somewhere, cuz it aint gonna happen. U cant rush tru luv. I'm as happy as I can b, but I still have 2 deal wit life day by day juz like every1 else. Da onli difference iz dat I have my God by my side. Who do u have? If ur juz looking 4 friendship, I'm open 2 dat. It never hurts 2 have friends. But dats bout it cuz I aint beat 4 no games. Oh it would also help a whole lot if u happen 2 b a church going person. Cuz I'm not trying 2 b wit sum1 from da "world" dats gonna hold me down. I also don't care if u think I'ma punk cuz I said dat, cuz when u face da facts ur not buying me anything or providing anything 4 my life so I could care less wat u think. Think about dat.
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Music:

I'm what you call eclectic. (I like just about all types of music.) More rap, reggaeton, r&B, and freestyle... width="425" height="350" ..
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Movies:

Scarface, Grease, Nightmare before Christmas, The Crow, Nighmare on Elm Street series, Child's Play series, Edward Scissor Hands, Monsters Ball, Fast and The Furious Series, Harry Potter Series, Date Movie,

Television:

Smallville, Americas Next Top Model, Tha Bassment, Wild N Out, Charmed, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Wonder Showzen, Wild Boyz, Futurama, The Dukes of Hazzard, THE GAME SHOW NETWORK,DISNEY CHANNEL.

Books:

Diz iz da 1 category dat I'm not picky in. I read juz about every type of category of books ever invented. But I luv Horror, Comedy, Romance, Science Fiction, and Autobiographys (depends on da person itz about).

Heroes:

1st and foremost my Lord Jesus Christ, den my Mother.

My Blog

BITCHOLOGY

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call ...
Posted by De Empress on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST

Gurls vs. Grown Women

Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown w...
Posted by De Empress on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

15 mistakes women make during sex (according 2 men)

 1. BEING PASSIVE - Don't let him undress youand himself. Just help him a little bit: likemaking the first step. Just because we aremen it doesn't mean that we must do all the job.2. WEARING JEAN...
Posted by De Empress on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:30:00 PST

La Vida Mia!!!!

Have u ever felt as if ur whole life waz juz falling apart piece by piece around u? U know till itz at dat point dat u juz wanna ball up in2 da fetal position and cry ur eyes out cuz deres no otha way...
Posted by De Empress on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:24:00 PST

44 Things a Gurl would die 4

44 things a girl would die for Body: 1-touch her by her waist2-talk to them3-share secrets4-give her your jacket5-kiss them slowlyare you remembering this?6-hug her7-hold her8-laugh with her9-invite h...
Posted by De Empress on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:39:00 PST

WORDS (MOST) WOMEN USE

FINEThis is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those argum...
Posted by De Empress on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:28:00 PST

16 Things 2 do @ Wal-mart

16 Things To Do At Wal-Mart Current mood:  giggly This was taken from my friend Alex and I found it very funny. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren...
Posted by De Empress on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:55:00 PST

Universal guide 2 da Male and Female language

THE MEN'S GUIDE TO FEMALE LANGUAGE* We need = I want* It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now* Do what you want = You'll pay for this later* We need to talk = I need to comp...
Posted by De Empress on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST

Diz iz how itz done

obviously, the majority of you foolz out there haven't a fucking boardgame CLUE?!?1?! on how to eat pussy... which just causes an increase in the already abundant population of bi[trendy]sexual female...
Posted by De Empress on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:06:00 PST

Fake Niggas

Wow where 2 begin. Y iz it dat thinsg never seem 2 work out exactly da way u want em 2? But u dont realli mind it tho cuz 4 sum odd reason u got suttin even better out of da deal or itz still on itz w...
Posted by De Empress on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:44:00 PST