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Rhymenocerous

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About Me

Born and raised in Chicago, moved to Hoffman Estates when i was 20. Graduated from Lane Tech back in 2000 and that sums that up. I play video games, poker, and watch sports. That is my life in a nut shell. I'm go to Harper in palatine and sit on my ass for the most part doing much of nothing. I'm at a stage in my life right now where i can't stand religion or anyone associated with it. Should you want to talk to me .. my name is below.AIM - NewAgeSmit
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My Interests

Poker, Baseball, Movies, Darts, Women, Redheads,

I'd like to meet:

-Anthony Bourdain (chef) -Mario Batali (chef) -Kat Von D -Curtis Stone (chef) -Your mother -All the SC2 people that need to get smacked the fuck down -Gianna Michaels (google that shit!)

Music:

Everlast, The Streets, Wyclef, Bond, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, The Minibosses (Best 8bit band evar!), Sum 41, Rage, Nightwish, Imperio, Darude, Black Eyed Peas, ACDC

Movies:

Swingers, Rounders, Clerks, Chasing Amy, 28 Days Later, Blair Witch project 1&2 (Yes i know) SAW 1&2, Willow, Usual Suspects, Resivoir Dogs, A Knight's Tale, Bend it like Beckham, Major League, Full Metal Jacket, The Professional, The Princess Bride, Resident Evil, Gladiator, Robin Hood, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Last Samurai, Love Actually, Gladiator, Lost in Translation, The Island, Waiting, Crash, Red Eye, Serenity, Closer, The Jacket, Gleaming the Cube, Beerfest

Television:

The Sopranos, Rome, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Entourage, LOST, The Nine, Jericho

Books:

The Hatchet, The River, Where the Red Fern Grows, Jurassic Park, Bringing Down the House

Heroes:

Richard Dawson!

My Blog

Wisdom Teeth

They are coming in, but i feel none the wiser. Pain cant be too far off.
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

Two hours of religion, At least i dont smoke.

Imagine that, me listening to bullshit for two hours!!!!   Im on Hinduism right now and i have to say this seems like a very peaceful and loving culture, their gods do not hate other gods and wha...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:00:00 PST

Hello School

School really hasnt changed all that much in the years ive been gone. Got some interesting people and teachers this semester. Im pretty much in class from 8-5 on Mondays and Wednesdays. Been through o...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:10:00 PST

30 days, Darts, Job no bueno, and school.

-I havent smoked in 30 days. -Ive started to play Darts. Its a rather fun game. Ive always played it casually, but now im going to try and join a league. -I didnt get a job i was interviewed for, now ...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:36:00 PST

Aces Kings Queens and Tens.....Holy Shit

So i was running four tourneys on pstars messing around and then i came upon AA. Very fun times until another window pops up and i see QQ. Very good! So i bet out and then tourney three shows up, TT! ...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:03:00 PST

16 days without.....

Smoking. Quite the feat, not a single drag in over two weeks. Chalk up a moral victory for me.
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:41:00 PST

Am i dying?

Having a 104.5 fever?   Of course after i looked at the thermometer i nearly went into shock. Never had a fever that high. I couldnt move from my bed so there was no way to talk to my mom to take...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:56:00 PST

Back we go

Alright then, im registered for classes and i will be taking 5 over at Harper this august. Isnt that just grand. What has been going on in my life some of you may say, well, im looking for a job this ...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:05:00 PST

Poker for blogging

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.Registration code: 1077981 ...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:21:00 PST

Poker is Irony

PokerStars Game #4648489352: Tournament #22780743, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/04/16 - 20:17:18 (ET)Table '22780743 167' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 1: bagelb (2480 in c...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:45:00 PST