my name is max. i dig late night bowling ventures. while we're on the subject, i'm also partial to Late Night w/ David Letterman(en). call me nutty, but discovering odd sayings to live by is what keeps me goin'. my favorite quote goes out to Walter Soebcheck- "i'm talking about drawing a line across the sand dude- across this line you do not... and also dude, the preferred nomenclature is 'asian americans'" even though he wasn't talking about people who built the railroads
Softball: Culture Club Halftime Twirl
Oh yeah, Summer...Sault
Paul Ronaldo and the Culture Club want you
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Anne-Marie Sakowitz: No, they all share one.
Festival Director: [translating] That's an endangered species at best. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
Steve Zissou: Revenge.
"You're either on the bus or off the bus"
Manfred Mann and an ultimate badmitton champ from indo-China. yeah, that'd be rad
MySpace Survey '06
BaSiC InFo
Name: jaque, or intern if you're not into the whole brevity thing
Birthdate: January 8, 1990- Elvis and Bowie's birthday i might add
Birthplace: Ping Islands
Current Location: Missoula
Eye Color: what mamma nature gave me
Hair Color: brownish
Height: too tall
Weight: 180, but i can still shake it
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: the goat
Ethnicity: caucasian- funny how that's my favorite drink
Body Type: lanky spanky
Favorite Food: del sol
Favorite Drink: le oranger mothafuka
Baseball Team: Red Sox
(when) Bedtime: 12 o'clock eastern standard time
Favorite Color(s): orange and Zissou turquoise
Favorite Letter: it changes..
Favorite Number: 0
Candy: sugar sugar sugar..
Favorite Animal: probaby the gecko and most amphibians, so slimy
Favorite Messenger: what in the hell?
Screename: vinyl: the only gugad that gets me off
Favorite Store: record heaven or Goodwill
Most Missed Memory: ...makes me jocund
Best Physical Feature: upper thighs
Overused Phrase: like omg, that's fetch
First Thought Waking Up: who needs a drink or i need some velvet underground/tom rush
Goal for this year: to grow a jon tester-like stomach with enough hair to feed an irish man
Weakness: a lady in a bright orange dress
Fears: jealousy- i really don't believe in it
Heritage: irish, russian, german - all the whitees with the orange-teas
Longest Relationship: not long enough...?
School's Name: Hellgate
Favorite TV Show: good question.. probably Independent Lens or The News Hour w/ Tim Lehrer
Have You Ever....
Drank: yeah, white russian if you're buying
Smoked: yeah
Dyed Your Hair: na
Shoplifted: heh one time i stole a boucey-ball.. i was a toddler and i'd had too much to drink
Tried To Do The Splits: sadly yes
Tried To Do A Backbend: oh man, everyday, then i yawn- it's a quixotic feeling
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: when i was a pup
Tried To Do A Handstand: in the water. i believe it was Pappa Steve Z who brought up the question, What if i could breathe underwater?
Tried To Act Perfect: haha no, i'm a goof
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: probably
Skinny Dipped: only on wednesdays and it can't be in the moonlight
Had Sex:
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: oh totally
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: does slapping andrew's butt count?
Been Dumped: yes
Done Drugs: yes
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yes
Ate Sushi: freak out! yeah!
Loved Someone: i've got the trifecta- loved the mamma and pappa, my partners in crime, and passionately
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: it really does not matter
Fav Hair Color: " "
Short or Long Hair: i like dreadlocks
Height: it don't matter to jesus
Weight: do you want a range man because there is no such thing as too heavy or skinny
Looks Or Personality: i really want to see someone who genuinely responds 'looks'
Love or Money: love
Hot Or Cute: they mean the same gig to me, i'm more into beauty and adventurous
Drugs and/or Alcohol: it don't matter to jesus
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular dream girl. totally!
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: questions like these make me take these 'tests'
Random...: what in jesus' holy cock
How Do You Want To Die?: in the arms of Bill Murray
What country do you want to Visit: i'll let Americade or the Peace Core decide for me
Been to the Mall Lately: the mall and i, we don't get along
Do you like Thunderstorms: no, but sunny/rainy days blow my mind
Shower Daily: i do my best, it's important to too many ppl, i think
Do you Sing: yes, but i think whistling gives me a little more levity
Want to go to College: Northern California chyeah
Current...
Clothes: dylan t-shirt, corderoys
Shoes: wethering pumas
Make-Up: can't make it through a day without my blush
Hair Do: the ol' standard
Phone: yes..?
Phone Number: oo la la the survey-maker extraordiar wants my number
Location: a beautiful city
Weather: i favor this weather, what it's called i don't know
Website(s):
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The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster1) Geoff Badenoch, because he's my partner in crime, the shining light in the middle of the tunnel- (cliches really can't reall describe him)- basically he's everything that i hope to become one day. And! he had an 'scottish'-afro in the 70s. rad
2)Mamma nature, she's a godless Goddess. We've slept to long without eachother
3) Basically anyone who has ever invented something. It's really neat - neater that brandy in bed - to think that that something will be repeated by someone, anyone, and they'll say to themselves, 'i don't believe anyone has ever done this before'.
"dinosaurs were vegetarians until Adam and Eve sinned and also went for the ride in Noah’s Ark"