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About Me

Whatz good Myspace?! Dis da giirl Jonell, aka Nelly..man, I been on dis bitch since last March and I just CAN'T seem to get away from the drama. Everywhere I go, ppl wanna jus fukk wit ME..WHY?? I dont fukkin kno nor do I fukkin care. I just recently got outta a fukked up "relationship" which was all about money, sex, and fakeness. Oh well!! Mufukkas just love takin advantage of me. I dont need em..word. So, as of the moment, I got a boo..hehe. She's real, she's fine, and she's DAMN SURE allllll mine and thats where she wanna be (sound familiar Boog??). I'm happy wit her, na mean, and thats all that matters. I'm not here lookin for no giirl or a boo online (who does that??). I'm just here for a form of entertainment when I'm fukkin bored. Thats all. Get to kno me and you'll see that I'm a DOWN ASS BITCH..holla at me behbii!!!
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Name: Jonell, aka Nelly
Birthday: 10.17.88
Birthplace: 3 o 2
Current Location: WestSide!!
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: blk n indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: dem air 1s big baby!
Your Weakness: Boogie Monster...
Your Fears: tha dark! whoO..and clowns (dont laugh)
Your Perfect Pizza: say cheese!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into tha rite frame of mind
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lolz
Thoughts First Waking Up: my bOo Ariah..awwwzz
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyez
Your Bedtime: mm..bout never-ish
Your Most Missed Memory: my b-a-b-y Oskee!!
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino AND coffee
Do you Smoke: unfortunately yes
Do you Swear: alwayz
Do you Sing: mm...not like that
Do you Shower Daily: damn rite!! who doesnt
Have you Been in Love: yea
Do you want to go to College: yup, already there
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: mhmm
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: mm...yessir
Are you a Health Freak: i dunno, yea?
Do you get along with your Parents: NOOOO
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: used 2
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yessir
In the past month have you Smoked: mm yeh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ??
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: lol, yeh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell nO!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no..
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no?
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a doctor
What country would you most like to Visit: paris
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: dont matter
Weight: dont matter
Best Clothing Style: get sharp for em!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: *not tellin*
Number of CDs I own: like...100
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2..one of ma boo Omar n Laugh now Cry Lata masks...BOSSY
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont think about tha past...move on
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Which one of your friends:
Is the funniest: andrew (NY), darrell j, ronniece
Is the smartest: joany poo, sean
Is the most blonde: rondell..lolz..NOT me
Can you trust with anything: britt, nai, mama
Is the most athletic: britt n her ball game..get em gurl!!
Has the best smile: britt, sean, MY brian, celeste
Has the best hair: brittany, je'nai, celeste
Can sing the best: britt 1 n 2 (yeh, yall needa go 2 apollo =]
Whos your best friend of the opposite sex? laqwin
Has the most classes with you: britney
Is the most daring: britney, qwin, nai and britt
Changes crushes as much as underwear: aha...i'm my OWN friend..hehe
Has had the longest relationship: mo-mo
Is the most emotional: mama
Is the richest: britney
Is the most obsessive: mmhmm??
Is the girliest: qwin..aha
Likes cottage cheese: brittany (stop frontinn)
Has the funniest laugh: je'nai
Knows the most music: brittany, brian
Has the nicest room: ??
Is the most popular: all of us..durrh!!
Is most likely to get married soon: ...dum dum dum dumm..me!!!
Has the most common name: both brittZ
Has the most uncommon name: celeste and laqwin
Has the best clothes: we fresh 2 death..all day
Knows EVERYTHING about you: qwin, brittany
Is easiest to talk to: brittany, roshelle
Is easiest to be weird around: brittany n je'nai...im just a goof ball anyway
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My Interests

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tons of questions that show your in depth side!
basics
whats your name?: Jonell
what do people call you?: Nelly, Jo
where you named after anything?: a chick off some soap opera
if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?: Joe
do people spell/say your name wrong?: all tha damn time
if you could change your name what would you change it to?: Jay'Ahna
gender?: female
birthday?: 10.17.88
age?: 18
age you act?: like im GROWN hunny
age you want to be?: 21
height?: 5'5"
eye color?: rustybrown
happy with it?: yes
natural hair color?: dark brown-black
happy with it? if not do you dye it?: itz ight..i'd like a dark red dye
righty or lefty?: righty
family?: mom
pets?: used 2 have 2 wonderful cats =*(
peircings?: first n second holes in ears and in tongue
tatoos?: one on forearm and one on upper back
love and stuff
single?: hell na
who are you with, or who do you want to be with?: i'm tookeded by ma boo Ariah
are you in love?: **deep sigh** yes
have you ever been in love, if so how many times?: too many damn times
do you believe in love at first sight?: sometimes
is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?: yeah, thats what im doin right now
do you want to get married?: ugh, YEA! lol
do you want to have kids?: yes
how many?: 2 or 3
do you believe in divorce?: na
do you belive in true love?: yes
do you consider love a mistake?: no, itz a feeling..not a mistake
turn-ons?: sexy eyes, bright smiles, thick hair, soft tongues..hehe
turns-offs?: farting, eating wit ya mouth open, silence on the phone..ICKY!
do you think the oppisite sex finds you attractive?: damn rite..even tho I'm gay..lolz
what is best about the opposite sex?: tha pipe they be layin
what is worst about the oppisite sex?: they cant keep tha pipe to themselves
are you a virgin?: na
do you belive you should be in love to have sex?: not necessarily
how far have you gone?: yall dont need 2 kno all that..lol
how many people have you had sex with?: again, yall dont need 2 kno all that
do other people consider you a slut?: nah
right at this moment...
where are you?: in ma dorm
what can you see out your window?: tha courtyard
are you listening to music?: yeah
are you lonely or tired?: tired
use 5 words to decribe how you are feeling:: hungry, tired, horny, playful, sexy
are you talking to anyone online? if so who?: nah
are you talking to anyone of the phone? if so who?: na, but if i was it'd be Ariah
what are you wearing?: t-shirt and panties..oooo lala!
what are you doing?: typin on the lap top
whats on your mousepad?: some bullshit ma roommate has..lol
friends
how many true friends do you have?: only **thinking** like 5 or 6
are you a loner?: sometimes..
who is your best friend?: Rachel!! awwz, ma baby
oldest?: Rachel
newest?: Britney
shyest?: lol..NONE of ma friends are shy
loudest?: Brittany
smartest?: Sean
ditziest?: hmm...Britney..hehe, she'll DEF put me as ditzy
funniest?: Jeannie
who is the best listener?: Choco Boy
do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?: group
who do you wish you were closer to?: no one..only time will tell
who knows the most about you?: Rachel and Brittany
who knows the least about you?: Jeannie
who do you trust the most?: Rachel
the least?: Britney T!! BITCH
who do you fight with the most?: Ariah
who do you talk to online the most?: Christina
who do you talk to on the phone the most?: Karena
do you trust others easily?: i do, only to a certain point tho
name one who's arms you feel safe in:: Ariah
who house were you at last?: mine
who's your second family?: Jeannie's..lolz
who lives the farthest away?: hmm..ma girl Britany in CA
do you....
smoke?: unfortunately yes
drink alcohol?: yeah, lol
do drugs?: hmm..arent tobacco and alcohol drugs?
pray?: yes
go to church?: not recently
sleep with stuffed animals?: of course
take walks in the rain?: whenever i'm lonely
dance in the rain?: lolz..who doesn't
do any sports? if so which ones?: nah
sleep around?: nah
lie a lot?: hmm.......
steal?: hmm....lolz, nah
gamble?: i'll shoot craps ALL DAY
have you ever....
kissed a stranger?: yes
slept with a stranger?: lolz...
spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?: yeah
screamed so much you lost your voice?: yeah
laughed so much it was painful?: lol, everyday of my life
cried so much it was painful?: yeah =*(
gone skinny dipping?: nah
played strip poker?: nah
had a medical emergency?: yes
ran away from home?: yeah
done something extremely unexpected?: yeah
slept outside?: yeah, in a car
been onstage?: yeah
deep stuff....
whats your biggest fear?: clowns
what was your weirdest dream?: cant remember
scariest dream?: i got killed
do you have a reoccuring dream?: yeah, i'm always getting ma heart broken by some1...
what was your best dream?: i got married to ma boo
what IS your dream?: to become a OB/GYN..or a travelling business woman
do you live in the moment?: sometimes
what you greatest stregth?: solving equations..lolz
whats your greatest weakness?: my girlfriend...
do you have a motto you live by?: life is the same shit, different toilet..
if your life were a movie what would it be called?: I'm So Sick of Being Lonely
do you have any bad habits?: complaining, whining, snappin out
do you have any secrets?: dont we all
are you fake?: when some1 is fake wit me
what do you want to do in life?: have a bangin career, a big house, and a wonderful wife wit kids
are you a daredevil?: sometimes
are you predictable?: na
do you keep a journal/diary?: yea
if you could change one thing about you would you? what would it be?: i have no regrets, therefore i wouldnt change a thing
if you were someone else, would you be friends with yourself?: yeah
do you think your a good person?: yeah
do you think your emotionally strong?: nah not at all
do you regret anything?: nah
do you think life has been good so far?: hmm..it could have been better
what do you like most about you body?: my eyes and ma tig-ol-bitties..lolz
least?: ma ass
are you trust worthy?: yes
are you gullible?: sometimes
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You scored as The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke. You are the lesbian who can connect your vagina to nearly every object in the entire universe, creative and a little creepy you always astonish your friends.

The Student Dyke


70%

The Surprise! Dyke


70%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke


70%

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50%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke


35%

The Femme Fatale


15%

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15%

The Hipster Dyke


15%

The Bohemian Dyke


10%

The Granola Dyke


5%

The Stud


5%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme


5%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke


5%
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**Your Dirty Little Secrets**
Are you still a virgin? **sigh** i dunno...
Do you have a bf/gf? yes i do
If you do have a bf/gf, then how long have you been together? hmm...itz been a fantasy turned reality..i dont kno
Do you sleep with p.j.'s or naked? t-shirt n pantiez...mhmmm
When did you get your first kiss? end of 8th grade
Where was your first kiss? in ma cousins basement
Do you believe in "Friends with Benefits"? unfortunately yes
Every stolen your friends bf/gf? hehe
Do you wanna steal your friends bf/gf? not now..
Ever led somebody on, just to leave them? got cha bitch!!
Have you ever used some one to gain status? who does that?
Do you gossip about your friends? mm...sometimes, but they not ma true friends..
Ever smoked? yess
Ever gotten drunk? yessss
How many bases have you hit? all of em
Have you ever dated somebody on the D.L.? sheeshh...
Do you own sexy underwear? thongs, boyshorts, g-strings...
Whos sexier Spongebob or Patrick? Spongebob
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf? **head down** yeah
Are you cheating on your bf/gf? nah, I love my baby yupp..I love ma chick!!
Is your bf/gf cheating on you? hopefully not...
Do you enjoy French kissing? MHMMM!!!!! I love kissin ma gurl
What are you wearing right now? pink tank, low rise jeans, cute belt n shoes
**Girls**
Whos sexier Usher or LLcoolJ? Usher
**Boys**
Whos sexier Beyonce or J.Lo Beyonce
What kind of music gets you in the mood? slow jamz
Are you sexy? hell yeahhh
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Weakness in Me The phone rings...My heart pounds hoping it's  you on the other end,  As I stare at you across the room...I look away before anyone sees I act like a clown and carry a smile.....
Posted by finally i found me a REAL bitch!! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:10:00 PST

random!!

First Name: JonellMiddle Name: ReneeBirthday: 10.17.88Eyes: brownHair: blackFav color: pinkDay/Night: nightFave Food: hmm...soul foodFRIENDS AND LIFE do you ever wish you had another name? na.Do you l...
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Sex Survey

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Posted by finally i found me a REAL bitch!! on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:20:00 PST

hmm...have U ever

[HAVE YOU EVER..]been kissed..mhmmlied to a friend..**nodds**dyed ur hairnadressed punkhell nakissed a girlEVERYDAY OF MY LIFEsaw something u didnt want tosure.?danced in the raindamn ritelied to ur p...
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