Hi. I'm Ashley, and I'm 23 years old.
I was born in Las Vegas, NV, and raised in Henderson, which, as people who live there know, is basically the same thing as Las Vegas.
I am a recent graduate of Professional Fitness Institute, to become a personal trainer. I still need to get my certification, as this is the only thing holding me back right now. I am planning on getting a certification with ACE and/or NSCA as soon as I feel like I am ready, and as soon as I can afford it.
I am a fucking weirdo. I will be the first one to admit this. I have a very odd sense of humor.. People either seem to think I'm hilarious, or they just kind of look at me funny and slowly back away. There is no happy medium.
Apparently, I'm extremely quiet.
Obviously, my favorite band is Tool. I have seen them three times in concert, and paid 600 dollars for tickets one of those times. I would gladly do it again. Alice in Chains is a close second. I am planning on getting a Tool-related tattoo in the very near future, and an AIC one sometime after that.
I change what I say in this section a lot, and am constantly taking things out. The reason for this is because I read through my profile, think I sound dumb, then freak out and think others think I sound dumb.
I don't really like this section. I always try to think of things to say, and come up short.. It makes me feel like a boring loser.
I'm not a boring loser. Really. ...Shut up! =(
I've made quite a few stupid mistakes in the past year or so that I regret more than I can ever say. If I could turn back time and fix these things, I would.. but until then, I'm just trying to rectify everything I've done, and be the person I strive to be.
Things I hate, in no particular order:Stupid people, religion, Hugh Grant (He's annoying.), eating, cheese, condiments of any kind, people who tell me to "SMILE!", bad drivers/people who drive like assholes, Panic! At The Disco, emo, Yoko Ono, Bam Margera, lamp stores (They're boring and unpleasant.. to me anyway.), home improvement stores (Again, boring and unpleasant..), death, cemetaries, funerals, dead bodies, dance/techno music, rap, Kidz Bop, dramatic people, poor spelling and/or grammar, netslang, gluttonous hogs, Courtney Love, body odor, bad breath, body hair, Britney Spears, crowds, assholes, the Kool-Aid Man, that scary Burger King guy (That thing is fucking horrifying, and whoever decided it was a good idea to use that monstrosity in commercials needs to be shot.), people who brag that they're better than everyone else, but are really just fucktards, McDonald's, clowns, spiders, insects, lazy people, Wendy's, etc. etc.
Things I like, in no particular order (Yes, it's true, there are things I actually like!):
Hotel rooms, vending machines, the ocean, beaches, sunsets, sunrises, sunsets on the beach, birds, going to the mountains to shoot B.B. guns, mountains in general, snow cones, spending cold days in the bookstore, old movies and television shows, really old cartoons, old coins, old advertisements, old toys, old maps, old anything, amusement parks, road trips, taking the long way, getting lost, parks, staying up late, sleeping in, mornings, days where it is JUST cool enough to wear a light jacket or hoodie, Halloween, haunted houses, the smell of pool toys, afternoon naps, storage sheds, libraries, building forts out of blankets and chairs, Silly Putty, fossils, museums, reptiles, landmarks, infomercials, really cold drinks, sugar cones, antique shops, swap meets, weapons, pointless novelty items, shaving cream, bottle caps, matchboxes, window shopping, autumn, winter, snow, rain, thunderstorms, puppies, the desert, lakes, science, foaming soap, and MUCH more..
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