~~Need someone flamed? Message me your victim and I'll verbally maul their apperance like 4' 6" camel jockey trying to take over a Pittsburgh Steelers chartered jet to New York City with a rubber knife.~~I hate fucking skinny mop head hipsters who are obsessed with myspace, bands, and updating their pictures. Im a blue collar working man who has been fucked over by the Liberals one too many times. Any limp wristed sissy who wants to have a one on one talk with the Uncle bring it. I'll scissorkick your asshole up your back so hard you'd look like a volcano if someone buried you up to your neck and you took a shit.I'm a verbal demi-god who can break anyone down with the written word based on apperance or your character. You often can find me finding profiles making fun of the pre-teen pop whores taking pictures of themselfs in a pair of rainbow bright undies right after school so all the trolls can start jerkin away their 3 inch baby gherkin while commenting "HOT-E" or "SeXxxY BOO!"If you ever fucking waste my time with one of your mundane sonnets, I will uppercut your retractable jaw so hard your head snaps backward and the tracheotomy hole in your throat spits out rainbow flavored M&Ms like the gayest pez dispenser ever made.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Tall platinum blondes with big fake titties and a good fake tan.
