KIM'S a DORK! [cbk2]

I am a camera toting, mid-air bouncy like tigger, ice cream slurpin, spaz'r mc spaz'r, total fun at the top of a sugar fest sprinkled with everything totally COOLicious candy mountain, random la la la singer, big holey shoe wearin, concert junkie, fat cat obsessed fan club starter, narcoleptic dozer in random places always upright, tickles and giggles like the pillsbury doughasian, non-drinkdrinker and non-taking a leak taker, itty bitty always late but worth the wait microwavey, and way way better than menthol cigs on wet lips KIM TRAN!!!!

[written by amberadams... the original miss cooler-than-menthol-cigarettes-on-wet-lips]