Mikey --
[noun]:
A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'
Ernie Vegas
People Iced:
Thirty Three
Car Bombs Planted:
Seventeen
Favorite Weapon:
A Candlestick
Arms Broken:
Nine
Eyes Gouged:
Thirty Three
Tongues Cut Off:
Seven
Biggest Enemy:
The Nail Ripper
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mikey G
Birthday: 04/07/72
Birthplace: Honolulu, Hawaii
Current Location: Montgomery, Alabama - AKA: Monkeytown
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: Yeah right
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Puerto Rican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Clark Dress Shoes
Your Weakness: A girl with a killer personality
Your Fears: that there is such thing as a woman with a killer personality
Your Perfect Pizza: peperoni, mushroom, extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sell NetARCH
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck the bullshit
Thoughts First Waking Up: what country am I in again?
Your Best Physical Feature: smile
Your Bedtime: what time zone are we speaking about?
Your Most Missed Memory: my Cindy Crawford
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Super size a brother
Single or Group Dates: solo is the only way
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what, teabags?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: only to satellite radio - sirius
Do you Shower Daily: clean and shaven
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: already did that
Do you want to get Married: to Lara Croft
Do you belive in yourself: I think therefore I am
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on boats
Do you think you are Attractive: I am not ugly!
Are you a Health Freak: pass the snickers bar
Do you get along with your Parents: of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: what? band geeks?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: who hasn't
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does booty count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hanging with a beautiful woman is not dating?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hong Kong is one big mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: pass the milk
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: can I eat anything else in Asia?
In the past month have you been on Stage: does public speaking count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, do not get into that situation
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not a clepto
Ever been Drunk: what - where am I, what time is it?
Ever been called a Tease: Who me?
Ever been Beaten up: My name is not Paul Temple and this is not Caracas
Ever Shoplifted: when I was little
How do you want to Die: in blaze of glory, kill em all
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dentist like Jay
What country would you most like to Visit: Bulgaria
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter, but blue is nice
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: better be proportional
Best Clothing Style: none - I mean clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: get real - it's MP3's bitch!
Number of Piercings: ouch
Number of Tattoos: hell no
Number of things in my Past I Regret: who cares, live for the now!
The next time your driving down I-85 and you look over and see "NETARCH" on the side of a building, you can know who started the BUZZ! - Started in Montgomery with offices in Los Angeles, Dallas, Prague, Saint Petersburg (Russia), and soon Singapore!
Mikey G - builder of the world famous NETARCH - yeah BITCH!
Which X-MEN are you?
How to make a Mikey G
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
1 part crazyiness
3 parts
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!
You Are 52% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.
People Envy Your Ingenuity
You're a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration.
People envy your creativity and "who cares?" attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are!
My pirate name is: Dread Pirate Rackham
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
What Star Wars Character Are You? Anakin Skywalker
Watch out for your temper...it could get you into trouble the way it did Anakin. You have enormous potential to be a great Jedi, but stress has made the dark side seem that much more inviting...
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
Your Seduction Style: The Coquette
You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.
Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.
Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you complete.
And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.
You Are a Super Flirt
You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble.
In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate.
You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious.
And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more!
Your Dating Purity Score: 30%
You are an experienced dater.
You've dated around enough to know what you want in a relationship.
And you've got the dating skills to get exactly what you want!
Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.
You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt.
You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.
In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it.
Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.
Your Kissing Purity Score: 26% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...
But word is, you kiss pretty well.
In a previous life I was in the Airborne Infantry (11B2P)
- In Honor of those Team Members Who Fell in Battle -
Operation Just Cause - Panama 1989-1990
Operation Desert Storm & Desert Sheild 1990-1992
Operation Uphold Democracy, Haiti 1994
Operation Deliberate Force, Bosnia 1995br
