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About Me

Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient better driver, a safer car (baby smiling in back seat), sleeping well (no bad dreams), no paranoia, careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole), keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then), will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall), favors for favors, fond but not in love, charity standing orders, on Sundays ring road supermarket (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants), car wash (also on Sundays), no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish - at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, now self-employed, concerned (but powerless), an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism), will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat), a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive a pig in a cage on antibiotics.

My Interests

I really just want to be a high school english teacher, i work at the apple store as a fulltime Creative

Music:

man this would be easier if iTunes would just say this for me but....ALKALINE TRIO, Appleseed Cast, Beatles, Beck, Ben Folds, BRIGHT EYES, Built to spill, Cake, Centro-matic, Coldplay, COLLECTIONS OF COLONIES OF BEES, Common, Cursive, Commander Venus, Danger Doom, DAMIEN RICE, DAMIEN JURADO, Death Cab for Cutie, Decibully, Deftones, Denali, Dismemberment Plan, Ed Harcourt Eisley, ELLIOT SMITH, Elton John, FOUR TET, Gnarls Barkley, Grandaddy, Guster, HEADPHONES, Heatmiser, Her Space Holiday, Hot Water Music, Interpol, Instuments of science and technology, IRON AND WINE, Jack Johnson, Jeff Buckley, JIMMY EAT WORLD, John Vanderslice, Maritime, Matisyahu, THE MARS VOLTA, Matt Pond PA, Modest Mouse, Mouse on Mars, MUSE, Onelinedrawing, PEDRO THE LION, The Postal Service, Queen, Radiohead, RICHARD SWIFT, Rosie Thomas, Rufus Wainwright, Ryan Adams, SAVES THE DAY, Shins, Shout out louds, SIGUR ROS, Simon and Garfunkel, SOFT DRUGS, SOMETHING CORPORATE, Starsailor, Streets, Teitur, THURSDAY, The velvet Underground, The white stripes, Wolf Parade

Movies:

another amazingly long list..... ugh nevermind..... Im gonna just say...if you want to know just ask... if its not stupid that is...

Television:

i could lie like all those other people and say "i dont watch tv" but between you and me i watch way to much tv

Books:

the longest list yet... just ask me and ill tell you the first ten that pop into my head...

Heroes:

Calvin and Hobbes, and Doublestuff Oreo's

My Blog

just a quick thought

Does it bother anyone else that the trix rabbit wants trix so bad?i mean yah it sucks that the kids wont let him have anybut why the fuck does a rabbit want fruity cereal?like if there were carrots i ...
Posted by <insert funny comment> on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 05:18:00 PST

the more you try to erase me, the more you prove im right

So basicly ive come to terms with the fact that im a bad friendas evidence by the lack of anyone on here that i talk to at all (excluding people at work)and by no means am i feelins sorry for myslef i...
Posted by <insert funny comment> on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:07:00 PST

Dont tell me you fell for it too

There is something magical and haunting about the night before i see Stef. I feel as if every emotion in me is getting warmed up, ready to get out on the court. I always forget to pack something wh...
Posted by <insert funny comment> on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Your using all your looks trying hard to be cute, i almost feel sorry for what im gonna do

its funny you can forget about someone but you know them the second you see them again..... i dont know what im talking about... "how does it feel to be immorilized?" "you son of a bitch... str...
Posted by <insert funny comment> on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stop ashlee simpson!

hahah go to this link and sign the patition to stop ashlee simpson... ITS FUNNY!!! http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html
Posted by <insert funny comment> on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shaped like a heart, but thier cut out of stone

Well i dont know who anybody is on my friends list or why they would possibly want to be my friend soooo tell me about yourself....or hello.....or just....hey.......
Posted by <insert funny comment> on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST