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About Me

Ahhhh I love what I do!!! I help people make smart choices with their money!! It's soo rewarding!!................................................. ...............I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I once polished off a keg of Colt 45 in one sitting. I have ten fingers and thirteen toes. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I cut down the Christmas tree in time square with a hand saw. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I put out camp fires by peeing on them. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I once scored 912 points in Madden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. Iâ€™m the one that invented the internet, but I let Al Gore take credit. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I once hit a volleyball so hard when it hit the floor it deflated. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration team. I kicked a 78 yard field goal with a head wind. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I shot 39 under par I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with the Russian Mafia. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven and a spork. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet gone to college C= You said I'd have no more than I could handle But everyday it seems to be getting harder to make good Through You, You said I can do anythinganything But sometimes I feel like I can't do it at all I've been knocked down and dragged around And now I don't know which way to go All I need is one small sign to point me to the way where You want me I'm confused. But I'm still calling on You a

My Interests

I love volleyball, bowling, running, working out. I'm a financial Advisor and I LOVE what I do. I'm currently working on ME, trying to better myself. I was recently baptised, it was amazing. I love my life!!!I mentioned above I like to bowl, well here's proof I'm half way decent at it ;)

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Music:

I honestly listen to JUST about everything. From Metallica, to Foo fighters to Boyz to men and usher. haha I do everything except country.

Movies:

Love em I'm a fight club admiring, Star wars craving, Incredibles kind guy. I love great movies like sideways, beautiful mind, million dollar baby. Inspirational movies like seabiscuit, and Miracle

Television:

SPORTS SPORTS AND MORE SPORTS. haha I do like other TV but that's my fav.

Books:

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My Blog

Don’t Quit

..tr>Don’t Quit Author Unknown When things ...
Posted by Coach on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:12:00 PST

where do I go....

Dear God,Where do i go from here?I was asked what's a sexual fantasy that I have today from a friend, I had never thought about it before. The first thing that came to my mind was Making sweet passion...
Posted by Coach on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:04:00 PST

Amazing must read and see

This story is amazing!!!! a true bad ASS
Posted by Coach on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:18:00 PST

The Invitation

The Invitation It doesnt interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your hearts longing. It doesnt interest me h...
Posted by Coach on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:39:00 PST

they're changing their name to ScienTOMogy

http://monsterjobs.org/scientomogy/scientomogy.com.php
Posted by Coach on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 02:40:00 PST

How I eradicated every last taste bud in one day

This here is a story of the attack of my taste buds. It all started bright and early sunday morning with BIG bowl of Oatmeal with brown sugar mMmMmmm. I basically started eating directly out of ...
Posted by Coach on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:57:00 PST

Brett Hull on the new law in Canada allowing Gay marriages

Brett Hull (NHL hockey player) was on SNL tonight. On the news part they asked him what he thinks about the new law in Canada allowing Gay marriages. He said "See this is what happens when there's no ...
Posted by Coach on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST