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Redneck_Monkey

If you're a down home, backwoods redneck, c'mon, stand up an' raise your glass, but if you ain't dow

About Me

Hey ya'll, my name's Becca. I'm currently living in Lansing until I'm done with school. Originally from Muskegon, Michigan. I'm a redneck woman, a country girl, and have a knack a country mile wide for stirring up trouble when I can (but in a good way. Promise.) :) Go ahead and drop me a message sometime if you'd like.
A THOUGHT TO PONDER: If and when Jeffy drives out of the closet, could NASCAR fine him after every race for having too much wedge in the rear end? Think about it.
Cowboy up & dust yourself off...it's the spurs and the mud and they call the thing RODEO
Your Birthdate: March 11
Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm.
Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche.
Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done.
Your strength: Your inner peace
Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds
Your power color: Emerald
Your power symbol: Leaf
Your power month: November
What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.
Your Musical Tastes Match: Dale Earnhardt Jr.
See his whole playlist here (iTunes required) What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

My Interests

Hillbilly rockstar out of control...

Family, friends, bonfires, Bud Light, sports (NASCAR & college football) horses (critters in general), movies, webpage design, rodeos, four wheeling, old school video games, county fairs, concerts, trucks, and shiny objects,

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, rednecks, country folks, cowboys, cowgirls, good ol' boys and anyone else that knows how to have a good time.

Music:

COUNTRY!!! With a little bit of 80s hair band/southern rock/r&b thrown in for good measure.

Movies:

Any, though horror and comedies rank the highest it seems. I love trying to scare the crap out of myself or cracking up uncontrollably...

Television:

Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy, Meerkat Manor, That 70s Show, Sex in the City, Scooby Doo Where are You? (the classic 70s edition), CSI: Las Vegas, Ghosthunters, the PBR, and anything else on the History channel, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, and Versus (formerly Outdoor Living Network).

Books:

Harry Potter, the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, thought provoking horror, historical references about the old West and Westerns in general. How ya like that combination...:P

Heroes:

"Cowgirl is an attitude, really. A pioneer spirit, a special American brand of courage. The cowgirl faces life head on, lives by her own lights, and makes no excuses. Cowgirls take stands. They speak up. They defend the things they hold dear. A cowgirl might be a rancher, or a barrel racer, or a bull rider, or an actress. But she's just as likely to be a checker at the local Winn Dixie, a full-time mother, a banker, an attorney, or an astronaut."
-Dale Evans Rogers

My Blog

Ice, ice and hmm, more ICE

You know, I know we've all been spoiled in Michigan thus far with our "winter" season but I seriously could've done without the 1/4" of ice encasing my car at 2am when I got out of work this morn...
Posted by Redneck_Monkey on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:34:00 PST

When working with draft horses, it is inevitable you'll get throat spray on your head

After the morning I had at work, I should be beating my head against the nearest wall. But I'm not. Why you ask? Because I loved every second of it. As much as I may complain about the people I work w...
Posted by Redneck_Monkey on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:17:00 PST

Changes, goals, and wishful thinkings

So after a very interesting alcohol induced introduction to the new year and the stereotypical hope that maybe this year would be better than the last, its a little over a week into it and I'm still s...
Posted by Redneck_Monkey on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

Santa baby...

So I've been thinking lately, with the new year rapidly approaching and hell, Christmas in only a couple hours away, about how this past year has been for me and all the things that have happened.&nbs...
Posted by Redneck_Monkey on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST

ABC's of me

ABCs of me1. A is for age: 242. B is for beer of choice: Bud Lite3. C is for career right now: Student and large animal vet assistant 4. D is for your dog's name? don't have a dog yet but it'll be Gun...
Posted by Redneck_Monkey on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST

Everything I Needed to Know About Men...

I found this posted on a friend's facebook thing and I thought it was so appropriate that I'd post it for every one else to read too...So guys, ladies, pay close attention. Everything I Needed to Know...
Posted by Redneck_Monkey on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:53:00 PST

oh and one more thing...

For those of you that care, I chopped my hair off.  I'm still not 100% on it but the shorter layered look is being gotten used to and received high marks from my brother (which is saying somethin...
Posted by Redneck_Monkey on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:39:00 PST

Sports recaps for the season thus far...MHS champs!

So for all of you guys who think I'm already a big enough sports dork as it is, I just wanted to give a shout out to my high school alma mater, the Muskegon Big Reds who not only officially won the Di...
Posted by Redneck_Monkey on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:50:00 PST

"Things Never Before Said By a NASCAR Driver"...as said on The Late Show

10. Kasey Kahne:  "Anyone know how to drive a stick?" 9. Jeff Gordon:  "Does this gas taste funny to you?" 8. Jeff Burton:  "I don't care much for country music or beer." 7. Mark Martin...
Posted by Redneck_Monkey on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST

Life Path

Your Life Path Number is 7 Your purpose in life is to find truth and meaningYou are very spiritual, and you are interested in the mysteries of life.You are quite analytical and a great thinker. Y...
Posted by Redneck_Monkey on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST