Defensive driving sucks |
I have just literally spent the entire freakin day taking defensive driving on line (yup... got a ticket). The focker is due tomorrow - Procrastinate much?!?!? I am tired, my house is messy, I have a ...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:45:00 PST |
Droned/.... |
I sitting at Cheryl's - Margarita party night = Droned off my a$$ - Attempting with every fragment of me being to understand WHY we are going to some house of some chick I don't know again - Am I baby...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:08:00 PST |
Mushy Fries and such... |
I only eat mushy fries. I don't know what it is about them - but they are the only ones I eat. My freakin kids are driving me Nuckin Futs tonight! They are playing that 'MOM! He's touching me !' Tattl...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:14:00 PST |
Re: Almost got shot by the cops... no Sh!t |
Ok - So this past weekend, I went out to meet a few work friends at a local bar-n-grill (to hear Chris's band - MUAH! I love you (knowing you're not cool enough to have a myspace...)HA! NE who.... So ...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:56:00 PST |
Re: Tequilla |
Cheryl's been in the hospital - for pregnancy problems. My husband continues to get completely wasted...on tequilla. I hate tequilla sex. It's long - And it hurts....and it leaves bruises.I need a gir...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:37:00 PST |
F*ckin like rabbits...WHAT!? |
Yeah - totally - For the last few days - We have been bumpin' nasties like 4 times a freakin night! And although I am as sore as a virgin after a good gang bang - it's been GREAT! I would say - I wond...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:01:00 PST |
Re: NEW B00BIES!!!!! |
I GOT MY NEW B00BIES!!!!! They are about a 'D' (although I haven't had the chance to go bra shopping yet)I am still really sore and doped up....They will look a little bigger than the ones on my profi...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:51:00 PST |
Dad ER - D Day coming up |
I'm on the phone with Cheryl right now - Listening to her B!tch about her new dog - She sounds like me when she's pregnant - I love it - The sad thing is - now that she's 7 months pregnant, we can FIN...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST |
Sexual peak |
I Think it's official - I have hit my sexual peak. I feel like I need it twice a day - I am literally wearing my poor husband out! He wouldn't give me any this weekend (in his defense he was sick)... ...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:31:00 PST |
B00B Job |
For those of you who don't already know - I am scheduled for surgery on the 25th of April to FINALLY get the 'D's I've been saving for...I am forbidden to show pictures... but I promise - they will be...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST |
