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My favorite place to be is:: Naked thigh deep in butterscotch pudding.......
I am:: overly sensitive to the needs of hamsters
I love:: chucking plates at caterpillars
I am afraid of:: the sound an empty beer bottle makes when you blow on the top
I wish:: lizards had two tails so I wouldn't feel bad about taking their only one
I would like to ban:: stupid people
I am annoyed by:: stupid people.......that wear suits
My favorite song is:: Kitty by Presidents of the United States of America
I am most vulnerable:: when bears attack my picnic basket. I just freeze up every time!!!
I am happiest when:: I'm in my favorite place, look at question #1
My best trait is:: my extremely white, albino like, glistens in the sun, glare will blind you legs
I can always be counted on to:: eat blologna on the third Saturday of every third month
Everyone thinks that I am:: a pimp.........
They think this because:: I am...........
I'd like to meet:: un-stupid people
Life is:: expensive
Love is:: like being naked thigh deep in butterscotch pudding: kind of sticky at times, but totally worth it
Marriage is for:: those who can't afford to live by themselves
Fast food is:: the elixir of the gods
Let's go:: fling poo at the monkeys in the zoo
Just get it:: I don't want it. take it back
Sex is for:: procreation, recreation, masturbation
Sex is best:: again with the naked thigh deep in butterscotch pudding. this is getting rediculous
I am most healthy when I:: lie on the couch for three days eating ding dongs and twinkies because Dr. House is in jail and I'm worried sick!!!
Generally, I:: put a thin layer of butter on my car to bake in that new car smell
My worst habit is:: I keep all of my urine in jars. Is that creepy?
I am known to be:: frusterated with the lack of a public health system in America.....I mean pissed they cancelled Futurama!
My weakness is:: vagina, but what guy can't say that,really. name one. i'll wait......... that's what I thought.
I am hungry for:: the crumbs left over after all the brownies are eaten
I'd be very happy if:: all stupid people were forced to live on a small island in the south pacific where they would be seperated from the rest of the population
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What is your heritage?: Scotch Irish English Jew w/ a side of Middle Eastern Asian
What is your favorite color?: RAINBOW!!! and no, I'm not gay
What foreign country would you like to visit?: Antarctica.....They're my kind of people
Who is your favorite designer?: Whoever designs for the Dollar Store. Genius!!!
What is your dream car?: The Batmobile
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Hell No! But I do believe in Love at first double take
Have you ever been in love?: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that I am right now!! No you don't make sense!
Do you believe in fate?: Nope, I control what you do. Fate has nothing to do with it.
Do you smoke?: Just my tires in your face. Booyah
Do you drink?: I drink all kinds of stuff?!?!?!? Do you Breathe?
Have you ever stolen anything?: I stole Amanda's heart. Does that count?
Have you ever gotten a ticket?: I'm on a first name basis with all the county mounties.
Do you have pets?: Just the bestest dog that ever was......he can juggle
Do you have siblings?: Wait....let me think.....yup. He once threw a mop in my eye......thanks bro
Do you talk to yourself?: I'm my only fan and you gots to keep grounded and talk to your fans.
Favorite weather?: a 50 50 mix of rain clouds sunshine snow sleet and toads.
Favorite perfume/cologne?: Vanilla!!!! you have ruined that smell forever hun.
Favorite store?: Mom's grocery store. Best part is.....it's FREE.
Favorite place?: You know...that place...with the stuff..........exactly.
Favorite room in your house?: My place has no doors. it is one big room. so that one.
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