george carlin quotes |
I don't have pet peeves I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:56:00 GMT |
before there was the man law there was this........ |
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide a...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:43:00 GMT |
i killed bambi!!! |
so this morning i decide to leave my house alittle early so i can arrive at work on time instead of my usual walking in 5 minutes late rutine. so as im driving along rt6N listening to my radio a...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:42:00 GMT |
here we go again |
last nite was a tuff nite watching the knicks game and they were killing me. the knicks who had a 19 point lead in the 4th quarter won the game 118-117 in TRIPLE OVER TIME. how the hell do ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:13:00 GMT |
wit and wisdom of homer j simpson |
When someone tells you your butt is on fire, you should take them at their word.
There is no such thing as a bad doughnut.
Kids are like monkeys, only louder.
If you want results, press the red but...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 05:19:00 GMT |
funny joke |
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I`m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there som...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 14:48:00 GMT |
one more |
i just passed my math class so now i only need to pass 1 more math class then im done with school FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:04:00 GMT |
The Collected Wit and Wisdom of Norm Peterson |
The Collected Wit and Wisdom of Norm Peterson---In chronological order:No Help Wanted: Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look lik...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 20:15:00 GMT |
wary idol2 canceled yet again |
Yeah i know some of you guys are disppointed because im canceling this event again. The reason being is that my friend got some tickets to a show that i really wanted to see. &nb...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 19:07:00 GMT |
winter olympics |
i dont know why but everyone seems to hate the curling event. i know its mad boring but its easy and fun to mock. the half pipes are also awsome to watch. i just cant wait till the hockey events start...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:18:00 GMT |
