I pray for the person that stole my bike that nobody I know finds out who you are...I hear its hard to ride without knee caps.
Hmmm...Who would I like to meet? Pretty much anyone. I like meeting people. Its fun, unless they are raging fucktards or hormonal slutbags....those people I could do without. As far as romantically meeting....Id almost rather not bother, I have had a pretty Goddamn terrible run dating the past 24 years or so and I should just be put out of my misery. So unless you are a total freak of nature, unbelieveably awesome, prince charming.....keep walking buddy, I dont have the energy.
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Breaking Benjamin, Rob Zombie, Avenged Sevenfold, Cold, Disturbed, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Crossfade, Evanescence, Tool, Godsmack, Incubus, Staind.....the list goes on and on. I like a little of everything. It depends on the mood, but usually if I'm in my car I'm listening to Squizz on XM.
Gone with the Wind, Napolean Dynamite, Vanity Fair, Pretty much anything Disney, Pirates of the Carribean, American History X, The Last Unicorn, Clerks,Clerks 2,Cry Baby, Walk the Line, Emma, Troy, A Christmas Story, Interview with the Vampire, Little Women, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind....thats just some, there is no way I could list them all. I have around 350+ DVD's in my collection so far.
Golden Girls....Shut up they kick ass. Big Love, The Tudors, Family Guy, Six Feet Under, Sex in the City, Court TV, The L Word...I dont watch that much TV, usually just movies, but I will watch whatever looks good.
I like girly novels, non-fiction, bubbly, happy ending kinds of books.******"Why, sir, I trust I may have leave to speak;
And speak I will; I am no child, no babe:
Your betters have endured me say my mind,
And if you cannot, best you stop your ears.
My tongue will tell the anger of my heart,
Or else my heart concealing it will break,
And rather than it shall, I will be free
Even to the uttermost, as I please, in words."-The Taming Of The Shrew, Shakespeare.******
Jen --
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100% kinky
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My mom. She has been to hell and back after her 6 months in Intensive Care, and she came back to us as good as ever...Im very proud of her.*This is the most accurate zodiac horoscope Ive ever read, I just had to put it up :)***Cancer (June 22 - July 22)***This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.
They usually will want to fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
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Your Personality is Very Rare (ESTP)
Your personality type is dominant, driven, poised, and self-aware.
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Extroverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving.
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