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Fruitcake

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About Me

Anyone that has known me for 5 seconds or more can tell you I may be one of the biggest smartasses on the planet, hey, you have to stick with what youre good at. I also enjoy boy things. I would much rather take apart something with moving parts than to shoe shop. I enjoy spending time with my parents, friends,my spastic ferret,and my Dog- Peanut, the most kick ass pomeranian on earth. To sum up my life story, I was born in California, moved to Baltimore when I was 10, moved to Arizona when I was 20, and then moved to Oklahoma when I was 22. I ended up in Stillwater OK after a very strange sequence of events. I was living in Phoenix when my mom got very sick. I ended up sitting next to her in the hospital for almost 6 solid months. While she was in there, Kicker signed on with Circuit City and needed someone that knew the ins and outs of circuit to manage all these guys all over the country. At the time I was working in the car stereo department of circuit for close to 5 years....So I interviewed, and when they offered me the job and my boyfriend of 4 years I was living with at the time didnt seem all that sad I might leave....I packed it up and moved to good ol' Stillwater. I hope everyone enjoyed the story of Jen, now I am really tired of talking about myself, so if there is anything else you would like to know....feel free to ask :) MySpace Layouts @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

I pray for the person that stole my bike that nobody I know finds out who you are...I hear its hard to ride without knee caps.


Your results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 95% Wonder Woman 85% The Flash 80% Superman 70% Green Lantern 65% Iron Man 65% Robin 62% Batman 40% Hulk 40% Spider-Man 30% Catwoman 30% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
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You Have Blue Eyes-People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They will always EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm...Who would I like to meet? Pretty much anyone. I like meeting people. Its fun, unless they are raging fucktards or hormonal slutbags....those people I could do without. As far as romantically meeting....Id almost rather not bother, I have had a pretty Goddamn terrible run dating the past 24 years or so and I should just be put out of my misery. So unless you are a total freak of nature, unbelieveably awesome, prince charming.....keep walking buddy, I dont have the energy.
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Music:

Breaking Benjamin, Rob Zombie, Avenged Sevenfold, Cold, Disturbed, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Crossfade, Evanescence, Tool, Godsmack, Incubus, Staind.....the list goes on and on. I like a little of everything. It depends on the mood, but usually if I'm in my car I'm listening to Squizz on XM.

Movies:

Gone with the Wind, Napolean Dynamite, Vanity Fair, Pretty much anything Disney, Pirates of the Carribean, American History X, The Last Unicorn, Clerks,Clerks 2,Cry Baby, Walk the Line, Emma, Troy, A Christmas Story, Interview with the Vampire, Little Women, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind....thats just some, there is no way I could list them all. I have around 350+ DVD's in my collection so far.

Television:

Golden Girls....Shut up they kick ass. Big Love, The Tudors, Family Guy, Six Feet Under, Sex in the City, Court TV, The L Word...I dont watch that much TV, usually just movies, but I will watch whatever looks good.

Books:

I like girly novels, non-fiction, bubbly, happy ending kinds of books.******"Why, sir, I trust I may have leave to speak; And speak I will; I am no child, no babe: Your betters have endured me say my mind, And if you cannot, best you stop your ears. My tongue will tell the anger of my heart, Or else my heart concealing it will break, And rather than it shall, I will be free Even to the uttermost, as I please, in words."-The Taming Of The Shrew, Shakespeare.****** Jen --
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100% kinky

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Heroes:

My mom. She has been to hell and back after her 6 months in Intensive Care, and she came back to us as good as ever...Im very proud of her.*This is the most accurate zodiac horoscope Ive ever read, I just had to put it up :)***Cancer (June 22 - July 22)***This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it. They usually will want to fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
Your Personality is Very Rare (ESTP)
Your personality type is dominant, driven, poised, and self-aware.
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Extroverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

My Blog

Rejected = Totally Sweet

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&am p;videoid=3999572 Sorry I couldnt just have the screen already here for you to just hit play...but it wouldnt let me so just click it anyway...
Posted by Fruitcake on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:35:00 PST

Jen Update

FYI- JEN UPDATE Sorry its been so damn long since I have spent any time on here....but it seems that hell has frozen over recently because I am no longer with Kicker. I know, I know....Its crazy :)But...
Posted by Fruitcake on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

Trogdor the Burninator !!!

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Posted by Fruitcake on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:07:00 PST

Bank Robbers Want Me

Hi Everyone, On Wednesday, an armed man robbed the Stillwater National Bank here in town. Little did I know, it was this guy named Brad that I met in a bar a few months ago that over time became obses...
Posted by Fruitcake on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:24:00 PST

YAY!!

I dont know what the hell I'm doing.........YAY!! Well...I have finally been talked into getting a MySpace account, so here I am! Try and hold back your excitement. Anyway, Just thought I would say He...
Posted by Fruitcake on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST