First things first. I'm not going to bother with organizing y'all into a Top 8/20/whatever. Too lazy to move around all the pretty pictures, and I'd rather avoid the whole "Why is HE/SHE on your Top 8/20/w/e and I'M not? I am now emotionally damaged." thing.
Secondly, to the lovely person, whoever you may be, who hacked into mine and Mallory's Myspaces, I extend to you a quote from the great Lena, "YOUR PENIS IS STILL SMALL."