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Love Myspace Layouts Download Ringtones Cute Myspace Layouts Plain Myspace Layouts Verizon Ringtones Cingular Ringtones Alcohol Myspace Layouts MP3 Ringtones Emo Myspace Layouts Dark Myspace Layouts PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.comI live in one of the greatest places in the whole world - Stillwater, America. Well, sorta. I'm living out in the country about 15 miles from town, but Stillwater's still my home. I graduated from OSU a couple years back, but never really had a good reason to leave. Great People, Great Friends & Super Cheap Beer. Seriously. The only place I know that you can take $15 to the bar and leave shitfaced, wondering why you have someone else's shirt on, where you parked & why all the sidewalks are so slanted. It's a wonderful place to be. OSU sports are fantastic! Even when we suck. We just drink more beer. I like to spend a lot of time outdoors while the weather is nice. Camping, fishing, hunting, golfing. . . stuff like that. In the winter time when things slow down I do like to play some video games. I am a dork. Most of the time though, I like to stay pretty busy . I love music to no end. I really don't have any talent there, but I enjoy the shit out of it. It just gives me a soundtrack. I am very close to my family. Especially my sis. She's probably the coolest person in the world. If I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend tonight hanging out with her, laughing til my guts exploded. I'm a firm believer in laughter as the best medicine. I might be wrong, but if I die laughing, I won't really care. My favorite people are pretty chilled out. Life is too short to be intense all the time. There's a time and a place. That place is not my house - nor will it ever be. I'm not old, and I'm not young, but I have learned the importance of relaxation. In fact, I've been told that I have a PHD in that field. It's not true, but if that degree existed, I would still be in school. This being said, I still do give a shit about what is happening in this world. I don't do much about it other than bitch and vote, but I'm working on that. I might be running for President in 2008. Even if I was completely retarded, the fact that I typed a whole paragraph all on my own would indicate my potential to be a better man for the job than captain idiot fuck. What an elitist asshole murdering sonofabitch. He must have some amazing sleeping pills. No normal person could sleep at night with the blood he has on his hands. Satan's gonna have a blast with Georgey. Hope you enjoy the page!

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MySpace Comments Graphics1. Never in my life have I: thrown a midget.2. The last person I kissed was: some smokin' hot tall chick!3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: My Sister.4. The high school I went to is: Guymon, OK.5. When I'm nervous: I order another one.6. The last time I cried was: Cinderella Man.7. If I were to get married right now my groomsmen would be: Brian Shade.8. When I was 5: Brian Shade hit me in the face with a brick.9. The Christmas before last: That's in December right?10. When I turn my head right, I see: my big-ass sleigh bed... I'll see you soon.11. I should be: an idiot... or possibly the President of the U.S. Both seem pretty fun.12. When I Look Down I See: a keyboard - and very untalented fingers pounding away at it.13. The craziest recent event was: Last week at the bars. Can't believe I survived.14. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: trying to poison myself or possibly jumping off a tall building.15. By this time next year: I will be getting my mail at the Playboy Mansion. . . or at my apartment - one of the two.16. I love: Beer.17. I have a hard time understanding: Women, Quantum Physics, etc...18. One time at a family gathering: I got shit on by a live rattlesnake while I was trying to chop its rattles off. We were late for church that day.19. You know I like you if: I make fun of you.20. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is: The guy that handed it to me. Shit, that son of a bitch is heavy.21. Take my advice: Be safe. Be courteous. Don't pee in public.22. My favorite breakfast is: Sex.23. If you visit the place I grew up: you would probably think it smelled like cow shit. PhatPimpClothing.com

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Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

Man, I love books. Sweet Valley Twins was the shit. Hardy Boys. Dr. Seuse. Pretty much any choose-your-own ending book; god, I loved those.

Heroes:

Jesus, Jimmy Hendrix, Jimmy Buffet, James Brown, James Taylor, Jerry Cantrell, Janis Joplin, James Dean, Johnny Cash, John Beleushi, John Candy, Cookie Monster.

My Blog

The Adventures of Crash & Burn Continue . . .

Some of you may already know this story, but for those of you that don't, please grab a snack, wipe the crusties out of your eyes and behold: another great installment to the never-ending saga of Cras...
Posted by Scotty on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:12:00 PST

What we need here is a little direction.

So, I'm sitting here wondering. . . how did I get to be 26 years old?  What am I doing with myself?   When is life gonna start making sense?   Fack!!  I'm I hu...
Posted by Scotty on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:14:00 PST