MySpace Comments Graphics1. Never in my life have I: thrown a midget.2. The last person I kissed was: some smokin' hot tall chick!3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: My Sister.4. The high school I went to is: Guymon, OK.5. When I'm nervous: I order another one.6. The last time I cried was: Cinderella Man.7. If I were to get married right now my groomsmen would be: Brian Shade.8. When I was 5: Brian Shade hit me in the face with a brick.9. The Christmas before last: That's in December right?10. When I turn my head right, I see: my big-ass sleigh bed... I'll see you soon.11. I should be: an idiot... or possibly the President of the U.S. Both seem pretty fun.12. When I Look Down I See: a keyboard - and very untalented fingers pounding away at it.13. The craziest recent event was: Last week at the bars. Can't believe I survived.14. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: trying to poison myself or possibly jumping off a tall building.15. By this time next year: I will be getting my mail at the Playboy Mansion. . . or at my apartment - one of the two.16. I love: Beer.17. I have a hard time understanding: Women, Quantum Physics, etc...18. One time at a family gathering: I got shit on by a live rattlesnake while I was trying to chop its rattles off. We were late for church that day.19. You know I like you if: I make fun of you.20. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is: The guy that handed it to me. Shit, that son of a bitch is heavy.21. Take my advice: Be safe. Be courteous. Don't pee in public.22. My favorite breakfast is: Sex.23. If you visit the place I grew up: you would probably think it smelled like cow shit.
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