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There's a knock on the door... and a man is out in the rain... smoking cigarettes... I hope he dries off soon... got no time to be consoling.... if I had a heart... I might just forget why I came here.
The Life and Death of a Pumpkin

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Beer, and art, and poetry, and my kids, and sex, and lots of it too, and fucking foood motherfucker. Speaking of beer... List- Sam adams: Honey Porter, boston lager, chocolate bock, fezziwig ale, cranberry lambic, brown ale, black stout, cherry wheat Pale ale. Magic Hat: Pale Ale, Fat Angel, Hocus Pocus, Circus Boy, Batch 342, Batch 347, St. Gootz. Saranac: Lager, Nut Brown Ale, Oatmeal Stout, Belgian Ale, Pale Ale, IPA, Adirondack Lager, Chocolate Amber Lager, Winter Wassail Ale, Caramel Porter. Harpoon: IPA, Original Ale, 100 Barrel Series- Kellerbier, Imperial Stout, Framboise, Saison, Maibock, Union Street Revival Ale, Scotch Style Ale, Frankenfest, and Wit beer. Foster's, Harp, Stella Artois, Dos Equis, Otter Creek Copper Ale, Bass, Dogfish 90 minute, Long Trail Ale, Shipyard (ech), Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Smutty Nose Shoals Pale ale, Smutty Nose Scotch Style Ale, Maudite, Trois Pistoles, Otter Creek Stove Pipe, Sierra Nevada Porter, Redhook Blackhook Nitro (yay), Smuttynose Robust, Labatt's Blue, Pilsner Urquell, Boddington's, Redhook ESB, Old Speckled Hen, Old Thumper Cask Conditioned, Anchor Steam, Long Trail Double Bag (bock), Cider Jack, Woodchuck Cider, Leffe Brown and Leffe Blonde, Killians, Smithwicks, Trout River Rainbow Red and Hopping Mad trout, New Castle, Smuttynose Old Brown Dog, Wolaver's Organic Brown, Woodstock Pig's Ear, Harpoon UFO, Harpoon Raspberry Hefeweizen, Julius Echter, Sea Dog Bluebery Wheat (eck), Widmer Hefeweizen, Woodstock Inn Weasel, Guinness, Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout, Murphy's Irish Stout, Blue Moon, Hoegaarden, Apple Ephemere, McEwan's, Smuttynose IPA, Casco Bay October Fest (eck), JW Dundee [Honey Brown, Pale Ale, Lager, Porter], Harpoon October Fest, Sam Adam's Octoberfest, Magic Hat Jinx, Pennichuck Engine #5, Shipyard Light (double eck) Shipyard pumpkinhead, La Rossa, Red Stripe, Grolsch Lager, [Milly's Dark Porter,Tasha's Red, Mt. Uncanoonuc Golden Ale, Scotch style, Fisher Cat, Hopnoxious, TNT, Anniversary Ale, Barley Wine, and of course the Nitwit]. Beck's Oktoberfest, Carlsberg, Magic Hat blind faith, Sam light, Sam's scotch style, Budweiser etc.,Tuckerman's and tuckerman's headwall alt, Magic Hat Roxy Rollers, Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale, Jewbelation (Hebrew, the chosen beer) and a belgian labeled only Bitter XX, the hoppiest beer in belgium, and Dragon Stout (jamaica), oh yeah and Dogfish 120 minute, the best fucking beer in the entire world! Pete's wicked rally cap ale, pete's wicked ale, pete's wicked strawberry blonde, pete's wicked wanderlust cream ale Terrible (Chambly, Quebec), Arrogant Bastard Ale. Hercules Double IPA, Pennichuck 2-6-0 Mogul Vienna Style Lager. Pranqster Belgian Style Golden Ale (No. Coast Brewing Company),Old Guardian (stone Brewing Co.) From Avery- Salvation (Belgian Golden Ale), The Reverend (Belgian Quadruple), Fuller's ESB, Weyerbacher's Heresy, Southern Tier Brewing Jah-va (Imperial Coffee Stout), Belhaven Scottish Ale, Bear Republic Brewing Co. Hot Rod Rye (eh..), Viking Blod (honey wine), Avery Maharaja (Iperial India Pale Ale). and counting.

I'd like to meet:

Your mother.

Music:

Lotsa music, mostly indie and punk right now, but heavy/black/speed metal and all sorts of neat shit. Fuck you.

Movies:

Um, hmm... meet joe black? Life is beautiful.... Pi... requiem for a dream... good fuck hunting... oops... um, hmmm..... eternal sunshine of the spotless mind... everything is illuminated... akira... ninja scroll.... 300... the ninth gate... LEGEND!... the devil's advocate... galaxy express 999 (gotta love the cheese)... your sister's debut porno (love the crab dangler shot!)...

Television:

athf! cuz we are the aqua fucks, make your balls wanna drop and your girlfriend wanna suck! Shut up. I love that show, anyway, robot chicken, wondershowzen, fucking um, firefly.... that's really it... oh, scrubs, and um, that one with the arrogant sonofabitch of a doctor...House.

Books:

All of them!

Heroes:

My son is a lemon hole fmt hero, in the big battle of '06 he saved three fmt's from lemon hole destructo rays. He was very brave. Also, alfredo sauce. Big heart to alfredo.

My Blog

fight live die

if we must live then we must fightfight for the rightto live and diedie as we mustto rise from these ashes as the glow of the sunsetas the fire of lifeatrophied and apatheticpathetic and abusiveare th...
Posted by OMG there's a rat on your face! on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST

oy oy oy

hey there again. Update. Bex moved to Cali, with X (bexnx?) They stopped by for like five days (yay motherfucker). It was veddy nice. Katie Kates is doing alright, and Sam's, well, Sam. Adorable and w...
Posted by OMG there's a rat on your face! on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:28:00 PST

the disintegrators!

So here I am, back in Nh, I moved to mass, I have a job, and my hair is fucking bright motherfucking yellow. Money's good, hours are kind of tough to get used to, but over all, everything is a ok. I m...
Posted by OMG there's a rat on your face! on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:19:00 PST

without you everything just falls apart

So here I am, in Massachusetts. Looking for a job. Having no god damned luck so far. Luckily, I know a few people and most have been kind enough to sign off on my applications, with any luck I'll get ...
Posted by OMG there's a rat on your face! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:37:00 PST

Yes, I felt the need to post it twice. Because it deserves to be.

In exchange for large U.S. oil companies gaining access to occupied territories, Bush reportedly gave $43 million of your tax dollars to the Taliban in May of 2001 - only 4 months before their Septem...
Posted by OMG there's a rat on your face! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:29:00 PST

i can not see your face

help me believe I'm not dying here I'm waiting for a sign but no one can save me I am the answer to all of my problems too I think I know the way just let me go I can not see the light I've lost the w...
Posted by OMG there's a rat on your face! on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:39:00 PST

osmittlb / this is my life

only slightly more important than the last blog   I can't even describe how I feel. It's like I'm choking on the words before I even think of them. A mental block. An obstruction. It's not really...
Posted by OMG there's a rat on your face! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST

peas off

I'm coming home. so there. Had a lot of fun in mass/ri, nice to see whom I saw. wish I had seen more of you, but I'm really lazy so whatever. I might come back down soon, maybe not. whatever. I hate b...
Posted by OMG there's a rat on your face! on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:24:00 PST

aasdjng

dude. there's people on my friends who are like 0yrs old and shit. Dennis and some other guy. You suck. For sucking.
Posted by OMG there's a rat on your face! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:45:00 PST

Oooba player

I'm dreaming of another chance to prove I'm right I hope you'll see I know the end I made tonight so fuck you you whorebag you cuntass you scumbag I hate you I'm gonna break your spine with my teeth I...
Posted by OMG there's a rat on your face! on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST