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Dennis

Your hands and feet are mangos. You're gonna be a genius anyway.

About Me

Funny Links:ChokeBack Mountain,Titanic: The Sequel,Beetlejuice Cribs,Piss On YouWackPack Wazzup,Homey The Clown,Fire Marshall Bill,Did we really land on the moon?Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4

My Interests

poker, fantasy sports, hangin with my wife and greyhounds, brewing beer... ...and drinking it!

I'd like to meet:

Any and all Yankees fans who will admit (without the use of Chinese water torture) that George Steinbrenner is an assclown, Noel's stylist, Bo Jackson, Beetlejuice, Borat, Howard Stern, Fred Norris._____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ _____________________KICK@SS VIDEO OF THE WEEK (posted 1/25)

Music:

Basically anything they play on the Jam On channel on Sirius (Phish, Grateful Dead, DMB, moe., Umphrey's McGee, Stringcheese Incident, Gov't Mule), NIN, AIC, Metallica, Primus, Dinosaur Jr, A Perfect Circle, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Poison, Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Skid Row, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Marvin Gaye, Eazy E, NWA, Tupac, Public Enemy.

Television:

MMA (UFC, Pride, IFL, whatever else I can find), South Park, Flavor of Love, 24, Totally Busted, My Name is Earl, The Office, Scrubs, Timeless, Ultimate Factories, most HBO series (Oz, Sopranos, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, etc), SportsCenter, Baseball Tonight, NFL Countdown.. ..okay ESPN in general.

Books:

"A Farewell to Arms" by Hemingway, "There's a Monster At The End of This Book" by Grover. I'm currently reading "Stories of My Experiments with Truth" by Gandhi.