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Ste Wadda

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About Me

Hello I am Ste I have a job in a building with other people and phones and computers and shit. (Not actual shit that would smell). I like looking out of windows, lying down, sticking two fingers up, spinning round, drinking alcoholic substances, and doing things with people I see all the time to do stuff and that.
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My Interests

I am interested in lots of interesting things that you may find of interest or you could be disinterested.

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I'd like to meet:

A cat that can talk,A man that can talk cat,A yeti,someone who has killed a bear with their bare hands,an umpalumpa (dib a di doo Ive got a song and I'll sing it to you),Mr T The Crazy fool,A
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Music:

I like lots of music but also dislike lots of music probably dislike more than I like.Nursery rymes are good although not the racist one about the sheep.I like music with instruments and singing and shit (not actual shit that would be wrong unless you like slipknot which I don't weridos)

Movies:

I also like lots of movies and dislike lots of movies. Porn is good but only for the vital couple of minutes I couldn't watch a full film. The thomas the tank engine film is rubbish the fat controler isn't fat and they are all american don't watch it you will be disapointed. I like films with talking, running, fights and shit (not real shit that would be nasty I once saw a clip on a phone of a women shitting into another womans mouth and would not want to see it again, I still have daymares every time I go for a dump)

Television:

I like televisions they are handy if you need somewhere to put a lamp or maybe a nice vase to put flowers in although this could have terrible consequences if the water from the vase spills on to the tele and BOOM you could be killed (be warned)10 min free views are good if your quick, and programes with people saying funny things and shit ( yes actually saying shit swear word are the best words apart from Perpendicular thats a top word)

Books:

The phone book is handy if your looking for a number, and My first ABC is a challenging read if you don't know what a xylophone looks like. I enjoy reading Kays catalog some of the women have see through bras and books with words in and shit (not real shit people should tear the pages out before using books as bog roll)

Heroes:

The Teenage muntant Hero Turtles, They're the worlds most fearsome fighting teens, They're heroes in a half-shell, and they're green, When the evil Shredder attacks, These turtles boys don't cut him no slack.Splinter taught them to be fighting teens, Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines, that's a fact chap Raphael is cool but crude, Michaelangelo is a party dudeHeroes in a half shell, Turtle power!and Churchill not the dog from the advert the Prime Minister

My Blog

We have better fights than the Hitman

FORMER ATOMIC KITTEN JENNY FROSTs night out at a boxing match ended in, well, a fight.The singer was seen screaming at security guards as friends of hers were bundled out.Jenny and her mates had hired...
Posted by Ste Wadda on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:41:00 PST

Its hot

I'm so hot I have acutally melted and turned into a liquid substance. Its quite good fun I have been to the ladies changing rooms at the gym and no one has noticed me. Next I'm going to the bank to se...
Posted by Ste Wadda on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:06:00 PST

Disney and cartoons

Why can't pluto the dog talk but Goofy can? Why doesn't Donald or Daffy duck ever fly anywhere? How come the little tweety birds can't talk? Why are there no Disney caracters that are cats, would they...
Posted by Ste Wadda on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:50:00 PST

Another dream I enjoyed

Right I'm in a club with Hevey and Gav its looks like 42s but isn't.Next thing I'm dacing on the dance floor and notice this woman look at me like she wants me.I have a look and its kate moss sat in t...
Posted by Ste Wadda on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 04:15:00 PST

Taxi Song

The red light indicates the doors are secure CCTV in operation no smoking no stopping at take aways.
Posted by Ste Wadda on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:34:00 PST

Another dream

This is a short one. I'm at the end of the check out in Tescos packing peoples bags. And I'm thinking to myself god its been busy all day. Next thing I know I'm sat on the conveyor belt and the woman ...
Posted by Ste Wadda on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 02:15:00 PST