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kris

I'd spank you as a baby, i'll spank you now, bitch! -evil betty

About Me


Hey girls gather round,
listen to what i'm putting down
Hey babe, i'm your Handy Man.
I'm not the kind that uses pencil or rule,
I'm handy with love and i'm no fool,
I fix broken hearts,I know that I truly can.
If your broken heart should need repair,
Then I am the man to see.
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends,
They'll come running to me.
Here is the main thing that I want to say,
I'm busy 24 hours a day.
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can.
Comma, comma, comma, comma, come, come, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Comma, comma, comma, comma, come, come
They'll come running to me.
Here is the main thing that I want to say,
I'm busy 24 hours a day,
I fix broken hearts, babe i'm your handy man.
Comma, comma, comma, comma, come, come, yeah, yeah, yeah
Comma, comma, comma, comma, come, come, yeah, yeah, yeah
Comma, comma, comma, comma, come, come, yeah, yeah, yeah
Comma, comma, comma, comma, come, come, yeah, yeah, yeah
- James Taylor
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My Interests

good quality music, audio (tubes),Home Theater, collecting dvd movies, concerts and lps(soon), and best of all, foooood baby, foooood!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Click here! anyone anybody anything anytime anywhere anyhow anywho YOU! RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW!

Music:

any genre will do

Movies:

gods must be crazy, richard cabantac must be crazy (part 2), simon candelaria must be crazy (part 3), john concepcion must be crazy (part 4), jaq manapsal must be crazy (part 5), mike rulona must be crazy (part 6),don seno must be crazy (part 7), bryan villar must be crazy (part 8), mike jaafar must be crazy (part 9), rj santiago is definitely crazy (part 10), I'm also crazy (final). PWEDE NA RIN UNG LORD OF CHARINGS!!! ok rin ung infernal affairs and Kung Pao.

Television:

who's line is it anyway, that 70's show, the simpsons, sealab 2021, american idol, isama mo na rin ung WOK WITH YAN, ooohh... i like.... mmmm...

Books:

art of cleaning. idol ko c mr. clean e..

Heroes:

mr. clean, jack bauer, william hung, Master Pain aka evil betty. nyehehehe. and I almost forgot, mr. T "I pity the fool!" hahahaha!