First off, my name is Mike but everyone calls me Timko. That's my last name. You can call me by either one.
Don't take my MySpace name seriously. I just wanted something different, and I think I accomplished that. When you search for people with common names, you'll be sifting through tons of pages. When you search for "Fistfucking Is Painless", I'm the only one that shows up. I'm a bit unusual and sarcastic, so the name fits.
I'm pretty straight-forward. I'll be the first one to tell you if you did something stupid, but I'll also be there anytime to listen to you when you need it. I like to think of myself as a loyal person. I'd much rather have four close friends that I've known for years, and know that they have my back rather than thirty acquaintances. Loyalty is a rare quality, and that's sad.
I know a lot about spree/serial killers, but that doesn't mean I plan on becoming one anytime soon. I'm just really intrigued by violent history. I can watch The History Channel for hours, and I have.
One thing people don't know about me at first is, I'm a big sports fan. I don't really like to watch basketball, but I like to play it. Go figure. I also like football, baseball, hockey, and wrestling. Yes, I know wrestling is scripted, but so are movies and everyone watches them. I'm well aware of what kayfabe is.
I can get along with pretty much anyone. My group of friends are pretty diverse. Don't think that just because you don't like death metal that I won't talk to you. That's not the case.
In a nutshell, I'm sarcastic, easy to talk to, a good listener, metal kid, horror movie fiend, sports fan, honest, loyal, despise elitist pricks, and the one to get drunk and sing Motley Crue songs on karaoke night.
