I wrote this... |
This is something I wrote a bunch of months ago for an assignment at Second City... it was supposed to be a humorous monologue, but this was all I could come up with. It's more a short story, an... Posted by Kevin on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST |
DON'T ORDER DOMINO'S GARLIC BREAD PIZZA |
Just don't do it. Here's why(not):First off, there's no sauce. It's basically just a Domino's pizza like any other, only the delicious pizza sauce has been replaced by that kinda-gross garlic butter d... Posted by Kevin on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST |
In The Case of My Untimely Death... |
Watching too much "Six Feet Under" (as if there were such a thing) has got me to thinking that I really ought to make my wishes publicly known... So here goes:Cremation, obviously. The most low-... Posted by Kevin on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST |
Reader Poll |
Every time I get really fucked up I get tempted to post blogs about the music and movies and TV and stuff I'm watching at the time. And about philisophical ideas that occur to me that I think are uniq... Posted by Kevin on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:50:00 PST |
Yeti |
So I know I'm not usually the blog type here on MySpace, but I just ran across a little bit of linguistic trivia that tickles me on such a profound philisophical level I just had to share. I'm s... Posted by Kevin on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST |
Shameless Self-Promotion |
So I got this weird gig recapping television shows. Its quite the interesting literary form, as right up my alley as it showcases wit without any requirement for original thought. I'm curr... Posted by Kevin on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:53:00 PST |
You should be watching Battlestar Galactica |
We all know I'm a TV nerd. And for the most part I keep it to myself. Chas likes Smallville so we'll rap about it from time to time, but I have no desire to be that guy ... Posted by Kevin on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:26:00 PST |