About Me
I'm yet another resource consuming kid on an overpopulated
planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and
Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to
take over the world when you're old and weak. I think it's
high time the world started changing to suit me! I don't
see why I should do all the changing around here. There's
an inverse relationship between how good something is for
you, and how much fun it is. Why should I have to WORK for
everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it! True
friends are hard to come by...I need more money. It seems
like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. I
have all these great genes but they're recessive. That's the problem here. Reality continues to ruin my life.
