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Toolmonkey

...In the twilight, while giants light the sky...

About Me

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Name: Jon
Birthday: 02/11/1986
Birthplace: Coon Rapids
Current Location: Andover
Eye Color: Brownish-greener
Hair Color: Dark brown or black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German mostly
The Shoes You Wore Today: My older pair of Vans
Your Weakness: Shiney things, guitars, attention span
Your Fears: Myspace
Your Perfect Pizza: Deep dish loaded with meat.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Play some gigs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I don't know"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why am I awake at 7?
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile, my tat.
Your Bedtime: When ever Last night it was like 5, tonight probably earlier
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing b-ball with my boys
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds is evil. BK all the way.
Single or Group Dates: Which ever, just as long as I'm with my Pep.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I couldn't tell you the last time I had either.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Hot, strong, and black.
Do you Smoke: Ick
Do you Swear: Occassionally
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Am I suppose to?
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, or something like it
Do you want to go to College: Not tomorrow, my classes are boring
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, maybe in a couple years or so.
Do you belive in yourself: I do indeed.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I spin really fast.
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, nobody runs when they see me, so, I must be alright.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really, but I want to be.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah. Pretty well.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms are the best!
Do you play an Instrument: Gutair, piano, and percussion stuff.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: Never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, Beth and I went our first of what will hopefully be many.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Riverdale, I don't consider that a Mall though.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate a couple of stale ones. Not too satisfying
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never. Fish scare me
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup, playin' my guitar and singin'.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, sorry.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Fritos from my parents
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Not to my face.
Ever been Beaten up: No, but the next time I see Rachel, I'll change it to yes. Apparently she didn't take it to fondly that I didn't tell her I was dating someone. She is my hypothetical sister after all!
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In some way that's very odd or doing something heroic
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rock star! Ok, maybe not.
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Ehhh... Doesn't matter so much
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the girl
Height: Taller, but no taller than me
Weight: Exactly 105.32456742lbs
Best Clothing Style: Thrifty, unique, but fashionable
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

Music, movies, sports, friends, terrorizing Wal-mart at 2am, and a lil' girl named Beth.

I'd like to meet:

I don't know. People. Like the person that is going to give me my big break in the music industry.
Are you gonna wait to have sex until you are married? Yessum. As stupid as most people think it may sound, I still believe it has some credible and romantic merits to it.
Whats your favorite thing to drink? Milk, juice, Dr. Pepper, maybe even the occasional glass of kool-aid.
Whats your favorite clothing brand? I can't say I have one, or care.
Who do you think is the most hottest celebrity? Most hottest is horrible grammer, and I hate you... and celebrities.
Are you a bible hugger? No. I love my Bible, but our relationship isn't that kind of relationship.
Do you like little kids? Little kids are awesome. I'm trying to land a daycare job.
Are you addicted to anything? Music, slacking, and Beth.
What are your pet peeves? Emo kids, valley girls, people on here who lie about their age to have private profiles (no one wants to stalk you, get over yourselves), emo kids, people who spell a lot as one word (and all other bad grammer), and did I say emo kids?
What are your turn- ons? Pretty much anything Beth does.
Turn- downs? I'm assuming you mean turn-offs, since turn-downs are what maids do when the remake a bed at a hotel. My turn-offs are smokers, whiney people, and, you guessed it, emo kids.
Whats song do you listen to the most? Beats me. I love all my songs equally and spend equal time with them all. Ok, maybe not, but, we'll pretend.
Whats your favorite thing to do? Playing guitar, late night Wal-mart runs, and anything with my girl.
Whats your favorite fast-food place? Lately, I kind of hate all of them. Too much. Way too much.
Do you think your tough? Tougher than most people probably think.
Have you ever beat up someone? Nope. Give me an emo kid, and I'll put the first notch in the belt.
Doritos or Pringles? Doritos. Man, God's gift to me is a bag of Doritos and a can of Frito dip.
Do you brush your teeth regularly? Twice a day.
Tight fitting jeans or loose fitting jeans? Loose. I need room to breath, if you catch my drift.
Favorite pair of shoes? My old Vans, or my sandles come summer.
What are you wearing right now? Blue jeans and a white T shirt.
How many people do you have a crush on right now? Just my Beth
Are you a player? I play guitar, video games, and sports, but not women.
Are you racist? Yes. I hate white people. Stupid crackers. Them and emo kids. You're not hardcore! Go cry in the corner and cut yourself.
If you could.......
Take back anything what would it be? I'd take back all the money I've ever spent, but keep the stuff it got me.
Go anywhere in the world right now for a week where would it be? Europe.
Go skydiving tomorrow would you be afraid to? That's barely even a sentence fragment. I'd be completely amped. That'd be so wicked.
Make a wish right now, what would you wish for? School to be done and a descent sized bank account.
Get a job right now... where would you wanna work? An A&R job at a record company.
Spend a million dollars what would you spend it on? Some new guitars and amps, a Digi 002 mixer, some kick ass mics and plugins, a studio that'd be completely decked out with sound proofing, a new car, maybe a house, I'd get beth some new cameras, a studio and dark room, a nice car, a nice MP3 player, a bunch of flowers, and then I'd save some and give a bunch away to friends, families and charities.

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Music:

Man, don't get me started. Almost anything unique. So, minus punk music, most rap, and pop music. My favorites are Staind, Howie Day, Virgil, Wakefield, 10 Years, Soil, Ra, Radial Angel, Breaking Benjamin, and the Goo Goo Dolls.
You scored as metal.

metal


45%

classic rock


35%

Punk


30%

grunge


30%

Indie


25%

country


20%

Pop Punk


10%

industrial


10%

reggae


5%

mainstream rock


5%

ska


5%

Pop


0%

rap


0%

Emo


0%
what breed of music are you?
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Movies:

Hmmm... Crash, Shawshank, anything Burton has a hand in, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Saw 1 and 2, Underworld, and a bunch more. And these movies...

The Bear Movie

A comedy about a pathological liar cowboy and his retarded grandson running through the woods looking for a bear. The audio is done Kung-fu style. It has intense action, both slapstick and subtle humor, and a surprise ending

This was a film we originally made for fun up in Grand Portage on a missions trip. For whatever reason, it really gained popularity in our church.

The Bear Movie (Cont)

The Bear Movie 2: Where's Rupert?

The sequal to the Bear Movie (durhhh...) After the dissappearance of her son, Bernice hires an excentric detective to find her son, Rupert. The clues lead them right up the same path as him and his grandpa had taken a week earlier. A cutting edge comedy with hidden appeal (if appeal is named Dan Rowe and is hiding somewhere in every scene).

Probably not as good as the first film for several reasons, but mainly because we lacked time. Alas, the people demanded a sequal, and they got one. Missing a key player in the first movie, Aaron Sandborn, we had to work an angle to explain his dissapearance. While that never happened, David stepped in to play a woman. Hmmm... I smell prequal potential. What did happen to Rupert?

Television:

Ehhh... Stuff. Family Guy, Futurama, Sea Lab, Conan.

Books:

I don't read a lot, but anything music biz related is cool. Also, I'm reading Faahrenheit 451 right now, and that's pretty good too.

Heroes:

Howie Day. Who doesn't idolize a guy who locks a woman in the bathroom on his tour bus then proceeds to smash her cell phone all because she refuses his sexual advances. Ok, maybe that's not why he's my hero.

My Blog

Long Time

Man, I haven't written one of these in forever.  I don't even really know what I've done since the last time I've written one.  I know a few times I've thought, "Hey, I should post a new blo...
Posted by Toolmonkey on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:48:00 PST

Things are so good it's troublesome...

Ok, so, the new job started today.  Yeah.  Or so I thought.  I waited all this time to get a job, and I finally got one, and parts of it are cool, but I never really felt totally enthus...
Posted by Toolmonkey on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST

A long search ended...

Well, I just thought I'd post a quick blog and tell everyone that the job hunt is finally over.  I am now an official employee at Curcuit City.  My title is PC technician, so, for all of tho...
Posted by Toolmonkey on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:54:00 PST

Craziness

Oh man, trying to find work is a trip.  Honestly, I think I am possibly the worst job hunter of all time.5 months and counting of unemployment.  Parts of it have been good.  Parts of it...
Posted by Toolmonkey on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:13:00 PST

The Long Awaited Update

What up peeps?  Yes, that's right, I'm exercising my black vocabulary. Ok, here's what's been going on recently.  Last week I finally got to wrap up finals, and now I'm on my break from scho...
Posted by Toolmonkey on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:55:00 PST

Realization...

So, I came to a startling conclusion last night.  People are stupid.  They have no idea what is good music.  For Artist management, we had to book a band at a venue, and I went to part ...
Posted by Toolmonkey on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:53:00 PST

Can't Bring Myself to do Homework

Yeah, so, I'm suppose to be writting a 5 page paper today for class tomorrow, and I have no desire whatsoever to do it.  So, since I need to keep busy, you all get a blog. Lucky you.Times have be...
Posted by Toolmonkey on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:37:00 PST

A Serious One

Ok, since my last blog of me freaking out on Thursday, not a whole lot has happened, but I guess to keep everyone up to date.  Beth, came over for a little bit Thursday at like 1 in the morning t...
Posted by Toolmonkey on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:52:00 PST

Things you should know about Tiffany...

First of all, Tiffany is an online stalker.  She looks at all our myspaces without leaving any trace that she's been there.  So, she's creepy.  Also, I'd like to start a rumour about Ti...
Posted by Toolmonkey on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:45:00 PST

I've Been Reduced to this...

I swear, sick days are the worst thing in the world.  Especially when you start feeling better and there's nothing for you to do.  My day started off so good.  So promising.  I wen...
Posted by Toolmonkey on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST