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About Me

Hi!
My name is Michael DERNIT Rowland!
Just kidding, that's not really my middle name. I am not disclosing that information anymore due to someone abusing the privilege of knowing my middle name.
I like lots of different types of music.
Anyone who says they don't like Prince and only offers the reason "He's gay" can go die.
I dressed up as a cowboy and the brokeback jokes don't stop coming. And neither do I. Get it? It's a sexual joke, lol.
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
I hate when people talk about people behind their back (even if I'm guilty of this as well).
I am the frontman of a little group called WDG Solid Experiment. We're gonna be huge.
I made a solo album. It rocks.
I'm single.
I am hoping to see Prince, Metallica, and Dream Theater this year.
I like making friends.

My Interests

Music
Writing
Drinking Dr Pepper.
Humor
Meeting People
Dogs (Particularly BulRok, my best dog friend)
The art of the guitar solo. Particularly the air-variety.

I'd like to meet:

(00:51:09) Charlie: bros before hos!
(00:51:13) Me: Right!
(00:51:23) Me: I'd definitely fuck a bro before fucking a ho
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(in the process of telling what it would be like for him to be on Next)
Jase: I'd be like "Uh... NEXT." and they'd be like "You're not nexting me...". Then I'd be all "Security!"
Me: Then I'd be like "Bitch, pleeease"
Jase: Wait, why would you be there?
Michael: I dunno, I just wanted to be there...

Music:

311,A Perfect Circle, Alice In Chains, Alizee, Anthrax, Fiona Apple, Louis Armstrong, Ayreon, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Blackfield, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, David Bowie, Bright Eyes, BT, The Clash, Coheed & Cambria, John Coltrane, The Cure, The Darkness, Miles Davis, Death Cab For Cutie, Deep Purple, Devil Doll, Dinosaur Jr. The Doors, DREAM THEATER, Dredg, Bob Dylan, The Flaming Lips, The Flower Kings, Genesis, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Hot Hot Heat, Iron Maiden, Isis, Jethro Tull, Keane, King Crimson, James LaBrie, Led Zeppelin, Liquid Tension Experiment, Madhouse, THE MARS VOLTA, Meat Loaf, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, METALLICA, Charles Mingus, Neal Morse, MUSE, My Chemical Romance, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, The Olivia Tremor Control, Opeth, OSI, Outkast, PAIN OF SALVATION, Panic! At The Disco, Pantera, PINK FLOYD, Platypus, PORCUPINE TREE, Primus, PRINCE, Queen, Queensryche, Radiohead, Jordan Rudess, Rush, Joe Satriani, Savatage, Scar Symmetry, Sex Pistols, Derek Sherinian, Frank Sinatra, Soilwork, Spock's Beard, Symphony X, Talk Talk, Tenacious D, Tool, Transatlantic, Steve Vai, Weezer, The Who, Stevie Wonder, Yes, Frank Zappa

Five Favorite Guitarists
Steve Vai
John Petrucci
Prince
James Hetfield
Frank Zappa

Five Favorite Singers
James LaBrie
Daniel Gildenlow
Matt Bellamy
Prince
Stevie Wonder

Movies:

My Favorite films
The Elephant Man
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Wicker Man
Eraserhead
Oldboy
The Shining
A Nightmare On Elm Street

Television:

The Office
Wonder Showzen
Stella
Metalocalypse
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Heroes:

Idols

James Hetfield

James LaBrie
..
Prince

My Blog

My Rating For Every Episode Of The Office UPDATED

Gay Witch Hunt - 8.5/10 (Very good episode)The Convention - 8/10 (Very good episode)The Coup- 10/10 (One of my all-time favorites)Grief Counseling - 4.5/10 (My 2nd least favorite episode of "The Offic...
Posted by \m/ichael on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:16:00 PST

New Survey... YES!

1. Name someone who made you smile today?Anyone but Prince. Little fucker. Um, Melissa, Ben Shiterson and Jeff Chambershitsandpoo.2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?Probably done with th...
Posted by \m/ichael on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:14:00 PST

She Burns Like The Sun! I Can't Look Away!

1) What's her name?Natalie Rachel Walstein. It's okay, she knows my full name too.2) Do you trust her?Sometimes I do, a lot of times I don't.3) Do you love her?Not when she insults Prince, makes fun o...
Posted by \m/ichael on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST

Why Do I Like Prince?

Today I was asked by two different girls why I liked Prince. The question kind of shocked me, because I didn't really know the answer at the time. I'd never really thought of "why" I love Prince's mus...
Posted by \m/ichael on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

150 Songs I Can't Live Without (Rough Draft)

More details will be added tomorrow. Here is the list.Alice In Chains - Heaven Beside You (From the album "Alice In Chains")Alice In Chains - Would (From the album "Dirt")Alice In Chains - Man In The ...
Posted by \m/ichael on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

WDG SOLID EXPERIMENT Record Shaping Up To Be Phenomenal Say Sources Close To The Band

It was brought to our attention earlier in the week that WDG Solid Experiment had begun "real work" on their new album "Around A Load Of Thought" which is set to be a 2-disk record, one disk is report...
Posted by \m/ichael on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST

A Critical Overview Of NGCG's Films

I was thinking about how it has been 8 months since we started the whole NGCG thing and how we have gradually improved to the point of releasing an epic masterwork like Accupressure.In order to f...
Posted by \m/ichael on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

This Is A Blessing In Disguise

One day I'm going to go through this blog and delete ALL the survey's I've taken. You don't know what you got until it's gone. WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED 01. Babe or Baby:Baby, although I could ...
Posted by \m/ichael on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:59:00 PST

The Call Of Surveys

[1] What is your middle name?Dermot. It's Irish.[2] What color is your mailbox? Black... I think.[3] Are you available? Sure. Wanna hangout?[4] Have you ever hit a deer? Yeah, but that asshole was ...
Posted by \m/ichael on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:43:00 PST

Dividing 999 By The Sum Of Its Parts

I decided it was time we examined this album and decide what parts were specifically awesome on certain tracks. In this blog, I shall examine what my favorite tracks of 999 were VOCALLY, GUI...
Posted by \m/ichael on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:27:00 PST