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She's Crafty

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things

About Me


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You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You? About me...let's see...I rock...well, I do ok. Ha, I am short with short brown/red hair. I am silly at times, pensive at others, it depends on when you catch me. I used to think I was an extrovert, but I've become more introverted as I've gotten older. Must be what they call maturing. Oh yeah, I like to bite. My dog's name is Moloko if you can guess where it's from, it was meant to be. I'm starting to worry that everyone out there is an asshole. I've been told I am one of the guys. I have a mouth like a sailor and I can burp like a champ, but I like to wear pink frilly underthings. Go figure. I have had my share of fairweather friends and I don't want anymore. I'm also not into people who are hipper than thou. Punk is a state of mind, not a fashion statement made with trucker hats and leg warmers. Music is extremely important, but you should try to expand other people's minds with it instead of being a hater. Just because you have star tattoos and swallow tattoos doesn't make you better than me. Oh wait, I have star tattoos. Haha. I am 28 and I look 19. This will be good when I'm 40, right now it's not so cool. I am a first grade teacher, getting my master's in ed. I find it very strange that people trust me with their children. I'm a dork all around and proud of it. When I try to be sexy, I wind up tripping or falling. So I don't try. I just am. Ha. I find intelligence and a freaky sense of humor very sexy.check this out....
http://www.myheritage.com I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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You're whole life, you've felt different. You know you're different, and that is why you break away from the norm and don't give a shit what other people think about you. You're you, you're proud, you're a bit... weird might I say? but you're far more interesting than most people will ever percieve. Keep being yourself, whether people like it or not.
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My Interests

me, my doggie(he's the bestest and the cutest), photography, books, my family and friends, gettin some

I'd like to meet:

People with psychic powers, someone who's a mix between Jimmy Fallon,Colin Farrel, Pharrel, Rivers Cuomo, Chuck Plahniuk, Mike Ness, Sid Viscious, Jake Gyllenhall, Joaquin and River Phoenix and Sean William Scott. Or just all of them. What is with all these pics of girls in their panties? This is like friendster's naughty twin. Maybe I should join in... Ok, if I don't know you don't just ask to be on my list. What good does that do us? Also no scary psychos who keep writing and writing and writing even if I don't write back. Yes I know I have big boobs, you don't have to be a disgusting pervert and point it out in a lecherous fashion. I am not one of the million hoes on my space. There are plenty of them on here, so go bother them if you're looking for ass. Also, if you don't know what lecherous means, see ya. I also can't stand people who use words in the wrong context. If I wanted to hear that I'd listen to George W. speak.

Music:

Fugazi, The Clash, Bjork, Le Tigre, Ani, Mirah, Elliot Smith. Tom Waitts, Leonard Cohen, Alkaline Trio, Hot Water Music, Detroit Cobras, Promise Ring, Iggy and the Stooges, The Misfits, The Pixies, Weezer, Hot Hot Heat, The Faint, Outkast, Tribe Called Quest, D'Angelo, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Billie, Ella, Etta, Louis A., Frank, so many more....

Movies:

Anything with John Cusack in it, Boondock Saints, Swingers, Goodfellas, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Heathers and From Dusk Til Dawn, Anything with Jake Gyllenhall in it, even Bubble Boy.

Books:

Geek Love is a great book. Can't get enough of Tom Robbins and Chuck Palahniuk, Milan Kundera, Gregory Maguire, Kurt Vonegut, Franz Kafka, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Brett Easton Ellis, so many more...I'm a bookaholic

My Blog

Hey yall

Just thought I'd blog away cuz I'm bored and stuff. I just booked my flight to Boston for those of you who haven't heard. I'll be there from June 7th to the 14th. I expect accolades and flowers upon m...
Posted by She's Crafty on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

and blah again

I am up at 8:30 on Sunday because I DID NOTHING last night. Just thought I'd let you know.
Posted by She's Crafty on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:09:00 PST

blah blah blah

So I am officially off for 2 weeks and already I am bored. Where the hell is everyone? It's Saturday goddamn night and everyone is either tired or sucky. Please tell me I'm not going to spend my first...
Posted by She's Crafty on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

calgon take me away

Why is life so mundane? I just have to ask that. I need some more excitement in my life. I am SOOOOO not content with working and being an adult. Here are my new goals: I wanna party like a rocks...
Posted by She's Crafty on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:08:00 PST

vomitatious

So I had my first projectile vomiter at my new job today. As I was dilligently working at the reading table with a student, another one came up to me and said, "I feel like I'm gonna throw u...
Posted by She's Crafty on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:11:00 PST

The single life

So I have officially started my new life as a swinging bachelorette.  I am in south florida in my new pad and working at my new job. My new apartment is rad and Moloko and I have settled in prett...
Posted by She's Crafty on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:36:00 PST

oh sweet sunday

♠So I hardly ever write blogs anymore. I was browsing through some of yalls blogs and noticed that quite a few people use it for their bitching pleasure. Not to name any names, ahem Jenna and B...
Posted by She's Crafty on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:08:00 PST

blah

So I have decided to cut out all negativity in my life. It's my new year's resolution. I am all set with being there for people and helping out, but then when I need a shoulder to lean on, it's not re...
Posted by She's Crafty on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 05:14:00 PST

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Can I just say that everything sucks. What the fuck is going on?
Posted by She's Crafty on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:26:00 PST

hhhhmmmmm

So I just found out that Carrie was just as sick as me yesterday too. And she didn't even drink that much. Hhhhhmm sounds fishy doen't it?? Maybe thats why the drinks at the Abbey are so cheap. Cause ...
Posted by She's Crafty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST