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Not Nice, But Funny

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

the thing about me is that I am really opinionated. I have a little soapbox speech about most topics, and if I dont care either way, I can probably lie to you and make you believe me. I am completely full of crazy off the wall and unfortunately true stories that I can tell you without the slightest provocation, and will have you either bewildered beyond belief, or rolling on the floor with the absolute absurdity of the circumstances. .. width="425" height="350">.. ..>.. width="425" height="350">.. ..>

so, i like robtos...

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and i really like this band too. this is my suitcase is amazing. you should totally friend them on myspaceyeah- this is my new catchphrase- bitches aint shit,roses are lame violets arent hip remember on valentines day bitches aint shit

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people. preferably female and single and interesting and in close proximity, but ill take whatever i can get.

I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

this is me

these guys are very quickly becoming my heroes. its not really a secret that i want to have my own tv show or something... because i am the funniest person i know, and my friends are all in second place in the same category. anyhow, these are the guys from nobody's watching (look it up on youtube or google) and they apparently got picked up to be on the WB. too bad the wb doesnt exist anymore. theyre amazing. their writing is really great and smooth, and their skits not on the three videos below are also absolutly hilarious. they are also from union ohio so i have to show them some love for being from the O-H!... and theyre like 25 and just now getting famious. props my friends, props.

My Blog

A picture of the weirdness that I live with

Recently my younger sister came home from DC for a visit. This happens occasionally but not regularly, and always is received with a delicate mixture of happiness and insane cleaning. Apparently, my p...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:33:00 GMT

The Application

So, I am posting to you, the people at large the ultimate get-to-know-you questions to ask a potential partner. There are quite a few, so you do get to know them well, but it can be annoying. Also, th...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:56:00 GMT

Death

Recently I have been thinking about death. Not in some sort of imminent way, or in any sort of morbid way, but in an asthetic sort of way. When I die, which is bound to happen eventually, what will I ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:15:00 GMT

lent

so i dunno about this lent deal, giving something up to make you closer to god somehow? doesnt really make sense. i suppose in some fashion that personal sacrifice is christlike, but mostly stupid.any...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:17:00 GMT

a good quote

"So... I guess... I guess my real problem is that I know my faults. They're the same ones that I have had since I can remember. It all sort of fades into the background of whatever else I'm ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:37:00 GMT

an actual conversation

Me: I need a better job. I like what I do, I'm good at what  I do, I get paid pretty well, but I dont get the hours I need. I'm tryin to get a car by March. J: Why march? Me: March is arbitrary. ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:00:00 GMT

25 and also 25 on 25

I am going to be turning 25 here really soon. The problem is that I have been making fun of my friends who are older than me for turning 25 since I was still a teenager. I would always say "hey, half ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:24:00 GMT

the waterloo by the sink

It’s a generally held truth that dogs are dumb and cats are smart. Lassie aside, its almost irrefutable. I see my cats outside stalking small animals for eating, while my dog is preoccupied with...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:06:00 GMT

what do you get when you cross a cantaloup with a dog?

Melancholy   I'm feeling& unhappy. I am not all that sure why. Its just a general feeling. I get this way when I start noticing that times are a-changin'. This week hasn't been rough or horrib...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:48:00 GMT

survey, its been a long time since i did one

so i did this one 5 years ago and i saved my answers on the computer. this is the update. its interesting to see how i changed.001) What time are you starting this?: 8:04pm002) Name?: Logan003) Date o...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 18:01:00 GMT