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About Me

+I like to think I'm a lot cooler than my profile ever actually admits to+
Hello my name is Christian. I was once a child star. It was totally sweet until i got addicted to fighting crime. I played many roles.. most notably, blanches witty nephew todd on golden girls and my cameo role on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... you might be familiar with the character.. Shredder
I'm totally tough now... i can bench over 900 pounds now.. Right now i am at school at UNLV *The Vegas* and i am majoring in biochemical fusion space engineering with a minor in alien weaponry/Star Trek History.. its pretty tough but i'll get through it.. i was in the Sydney Olympics.. I played bocce ball. i didn't win but it was a total rush.
If I was a superhero my name would be I.S.H. (short for Information Super Highway) I would shoot World.Wide.Web and throw down nasty firewalls..
My nemesii would be Birthdatron, Cabbage Patch Man, and The Rash..
Birthdatron's powers are to steal people's birthdays *the best day of the year* (his achille's heel? people would stay the same age while he continued to grow old and weak)
Cabbage Patch Man could pop out of any uterus at any time and throw cabbage bombs at you
The Rash would make really rash decisions by acting or tending to act too hastily or without due considerationIf theres anything else you wanna know just message me.
if you don't like rick astleys "never gonna give you up" .. well you can just leave

My Interests

Swashbuckling, androids, fupas, and apple juice, Wild Party Boys, Justice Chums, Big Tymers, Scuba, Deforestation, Brains, Dancing, Seeing the future, Being X-Treme, Mustaches, America, First Degree Burn, He-Man, Scaring people, Swords, Texting, Scrabble, 3BS, Comic books, Ninjas, Robots, Walnut Whips, Freestyle rapping, Anger, G.I. Joes, Captain America, Harry Potter, Trivial Pursuit, Disc golf, Mario-Kart, Broccoli, Box office stats, Blacking out, Fighting crime, The death penalty, Winning, Rugby, Rivals, Tricks, Kicking ass, Bruce Campbell, Making out, Complaining, Creeping, Feelings, Books, Lurking, Emotions, Will Smith in wild wild west and any of his muscial genius rap compilations, Pirates, Put-downs, Cartoons, Aviators, Halloween, W.P.B.'s, Transformers, Optimus Prime Langner, and Crayons.

I'd like to meet:

Don't you mean "who would like to meet me?" well that list is unimaginably long..

and K fed so i could punch him in the nuts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF1KZbA0vjo

Music:

i like anything except country and christian gospel rock etc.. i dont wanna list everything.. ahh fuck it
Karate, Kashmir, Mason Jennings, Modest Mouse, James Taylor, Cat Stevens, Pink Floyd, Joe Pass, Radiohead, Blind Melon, Sublime, Tragically Hip, Soul Coughing, Jeff Buckley, A Perfect Circle, Some Miles Davis, Hendrix, RATM, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Nick Drake, David Gray, Damien Rice, LEO KOTTKE, Kelly Joe Phelps, My Morning Jacket, Tori Amos, Morphine, Bright Eyes, Ben Folds, Dispatch, Kings of Convenience, TOOL, Toadies, Coldplay, Harry Connick Jr.(Other Hours of course, I mean I would admit that I like his standards if I wasnt afraid that I'd get my lunch money stolen for doing so), Jim Page (the folk singer), Ween, Postal Service, Geoff Farina, Roger Miller, Johny Cash, Killers and so many more... i could go on for days

Movies:

oh man i'm wayyy too lazy for these topics
Adaptation, The Big Labowsky, Dinner with Melvin, The Man With Two Brains, Shawshank Redemption, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Festen, X-Files (the truth IS out there), all the Ernest movies esp. Ernest goes to Jail, i could go on forever i worked at blockbuster when i was younger just to refine my movie tastes.. sieriously.. i'm a lot cooler than my profile actually admits to

Books:

harry potter.. god i'm a dork but i've read all the books wayy to many times.. and just books in general... i'm a member of MENSA

Heroes:

blanche from the golden girls... because she's so strong willed.. no one will ever tell blanche how to live her life