The topknot - or Thai ’Kwan’ |
We've shaved the back of my head, but it just keeps growing back. I can't help but think I must have trained my head to grow a mullet. I've got about a half inch of hair growing direc...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:18:00 GMT |
radiation pattern baldness. |
contrary to popular belief - the radiation they’re using on my brain is not a gamma blade - it’s a hardcore x-ray that smells a little like hair burning offa my head.
only 2 more weeks.&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:47:00 GMT |
thoughts in the car, I should learn to stop. |
you've all heard the saying, "a good man is hard to find." Mae West right?
what does it say about women when you put that together with:
"behind every good man is a good woman."
seems like from ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 23:14:00 GMT |
word play. |
a mom who drives a truck = mother trucker. ok, obvious and sophmoric, so try this:
a woman who has her historectomy reversed = revisionist historectomy.
my new drink is called an Arnold Palmer -...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 21:55:00 GMT |
new wheels. |
technically speaking - this probably is a mid-life crisis. I've been telling people it's an identity crisis but I don't think it's that either. it's really not a crisis at all, it's a ques...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 20:13:00 GMT |
Freakin' February. |
weather is tiring. 2 things happen yearly around now. furnace, will you provide warmth on the coldest freakin' day? nope. pipes, will you provide us with water? nope.
we surviv...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:26:00 GMT |
early mid-life crisis |
I'm thinking that I'm smack dab in the middle of a mid-life crisis... technically speaking I started having one right after I graduated from college, though that doesn't bode well if it marks th...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:27:00 GMT |
