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garfield

Lap Dance, Anyone????

About Me

I'm fat, chubby, not exactly HWP (unless you mean I'm as fat as I am wide). And so WHAT??? BBC -- Big Beautiful Cat. That's right. Fat, and happy. I like to watch as my two brothers chase mice, I'm soooo above that. I give them tips, but basically I'm pretty much too civilized to go for live rodents. I was adopted by my boy Trevor, and his sister Madison and MIranda, along with my brother Elvis. We were both........ how shall I say it........... hard to adopt. Hard to place. Why?? Too old, too skinny. Needed to be placed together. But it's worked well. Until they added...........CASPER I hate that gray cat greatly. I'm working on finding him another home.We all go in and out the pet door all day long. I keep trying to convince my brothers to open it for me, since I don't like having to actually work that door, but so far they aren't being very cooperative.So yeah, write me. Even without opposable thumbs, I'm a pretty cool cat. Oh, and I get my "mother" to help me type.

My Interests

Ho hum. Sitting down on laps, laying down on beds, lounging on couches, stretching out on chairs, watching Trevor play X-Box, snuggling, hugging, sleeping some more, eating. Yep. That's my day.

I'd like to meet:

Big cats. Big Big Cats. Like, Ocelots. Tigers. Lions. Bob Cats. You know. My ancestors.

Music:

Stray Cats, of course. Josie and the Pussy Cats, Jazz.............

Movies:

Garfield (the movie), Catwoman, Stewart LIttle, Born Free, Homeward Bound, Winn Dixie, Sounder, Free Willy,

Television:

Garfield, Cat-Dog, Cat Scratch, Fancy Feast Commercials, Wild America

Heroes:

Garfield, Cat Woman, Dr. Doolittle, Dr. Seuss,

My Blog

Can Cats Qualify for Special Education?

So, this cat I live with, Casper?  I think he qualifies for Special Education (not that there's anything wrong with that).  I'm thinking SLD (05) - Specific Learning Disability.  The ca...
Posted by garfield on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:53:00 PST