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Odom

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About Me

Making mad cash playing for the Lakers, but was happier in Miami because I didn't have to play with Kobe. I have 17 cars and only one of them is a Bentley. I'm very tall. Don't fuck with me cause I'll have you raped and killed, fo real.

My Interests

Musicals, smoking crack at the In/Out Burger parking lot and then getting my cheeseburger on, turning gay tricks for money, rebounds, girls named Shawna, Hostess products, junk in the trunk (aka the pa-dunka-dunk), thinking about Kobe, thinking about Kobe's wife, slutty white chicks over 65, looking at myself in the mirror, being taller than you, naming body parts after animals, people from China or Africa, anyone with a ho, true.

I'd like to meet:

Myself in an alternate reality, then my other self would offer my real self a phatty blunt and we'd get soo damn high that we'd speak through our minds.

Movies:

Amelie, Juice, Dead Presidents, Air Bud, Undercover Brother, Evita, Like Mike, Die Hard 3 and that shit with Bug's Life, yo nothin realler than bugs, son.

Television:

Spice Channel, Fox News, Batman.

Books:

The Da Vinci Code was HOT!

My Blog

do what i can.

other than bein a lakelake, i try to be an all-around good person, which means openin doors for little old ladies when they in wheelchairs or helpin the environment by plantin more greens to create ox...
Posted by Odom on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:37:00 PST

tuesDAY nite.

sonnn, i bet darius a texas chilidawg from frenchy sanchez that i'd go 20-20 tmorrow nite and dominate duncan like he's a-rod's wife.believe it, cause you read it here and not in some graduate school ...
Posted by Odom on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:21:00 PST

17 & 10

didnt know i was gonna play last nite, but kobe asked me personally, so i was like - yeah, i'll play baby. an like that 7 of 10 shootin, smokin, tokin, chokin bitchez as if they monica lewinsky. yo gu...
Posted by Odom on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:02:00 PST

amy winehouse played herself, but i dont.

gurl, is there nothin finer than smokin a binger of tha cali-kind an drinkin sum stoli while getting tha urge to take a massive splashy ass shit where that water is violated by yous excrement splatter...
Posted by Odom on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:15:00 PST

IR.

doggggg lakeland injuredness is like bein lost in the wilderness of done yonder milf holes where ya need to plug those nurses with tha watershittz like darius when he was fleching missy elliott on a b...
Posted by Odom on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:56:00 PST

nah i didnt.

fuckin no concussion y'all, didnt hit no 37 year old, no auto accident, none of that. all george bush cia blackmail yo. they made a deal with david stern and jerry buss to make O look like a ho, an u ...
Posted by Odom on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:41:00 PST

openin nite.

yo, fans - i'm recuperatin, but about to be back like tha schakalakaboom suckabitch. i'm like jason bourne, except rebourne and ready to smoke sum blunts with my man kobe (dont trade em, or do, either...
Posted by Odom on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:19:00 PST

congrats to tha sox.

yo, my heart is wit tha lakes, but u gotsta respect when a team wins a championship - and for that i'm saying wordlife to tha redsox, in particular my man, big papi wit his bam-bam boomstick. if big p...
Posted by Odom on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:53:00 PST

the problem with kwame.

went out with darius late last nite, he was in tha hollyhood so we hit a bottomless strip club and smoked sum chronomastic. we get to talkin bout kobe, cause he's kobe and there's LA booshit around th...
Posted by Odom on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:20:00 PST

worries...

yeah, sonn - i worry bout tha b-ball season, its cummin an there aint nuthin i can do but go out and work deez cryst-aal nuts off to get a win and sum boards.but when you asking me if i worry it, i'll...
Posted by Odom on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:49:00 PST