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About Me

Online rants will give you insight about me!!

According to Jesus, I am the COOLEST. I have a chipper and optimistic demeanor, graying hair that shows my wise-ness, a nose that optically-impaired Romans with bad taste would have based sculptures on, the fashion-sense of a middle-school skate punk, and the pleasant inability to feign interest in your monotonous conversation. One day... I'm gonna make a great president!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Did I mention I can dance like a fat kid searching his pockets for a Ho-Ho?
Bet you wanna meet me NOW!!

FYI...

My Blog

Toby's Letter to Santa

Dear Santa Claus&Its  Toby& hopefully you remember me?  First things first, I would like to apologize.  Its been about 2 decades since my last letter (as you know) and BOY, have things changed.  I h...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:36:00 GMT

NEW BLOG

I started a new blog.  Here is a link if you'd like to follow it:http://ideasbyikky.blogspot.com
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:34:00 GMT

DICK

This afternoon, I was driving through the rainy metropolis of Brevard, NC... talking on the phone and watching my terrier-mutt, Charlie, drool heavily all over my favorite Equal Vision Records hoodie ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Jesus is a Liberal

JESUS is a Liberal I'm concerned about the state in which our country confuses religious moralities with the proper way to run a government.  The separation of church and state is not only fundam...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:05:00 GMT

My 10 weird facts

10 weird things about me.. by request of, and to entertain, the brilliant man I once called Tard Berry. 1 - I sang background vocals on a Down by Law record.  This means nothing to anybody but me...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:17:00 GMT

Musical genius...

New City... New Band... New Tunes... Still a fucking Samurai!!! www.myspace.com/thievesagreement
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:15:00 GMT

Hell has frozen over!!!! {engagement}

Dearest friends and retards...   This is my official announcement:  As of June 19th, 2005,  I am engaged to the very fantastic Dr. Rachel Rosenberg.  For those of you who were worr...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Tour Whore!!

On the road again& as the gay song says (and every one of you knows it popped into your head when you read that line). Today I am almost 3 weeks into a new tour with a whole new band and Im currentl...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Toby On Tour

Alright... I'm going out on tour, tour managing THE HONORARY TITLE on a 5 week stint with LUCERO and NORTHSTAR!! All the freaks around the country that I haven't seen in a while need to get in touch ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

puppy...ppppppower

I got a mutt yesterday to kill the time with in grand old Michigan until I can find more things to do and people to play with (which I still need... I've written a few crappy songs and I need a few go...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT