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MONEY, CASH, HOEZ.

YOU'SA DIME PIECE!

About Me

well besides the fact that i'm basically god, here is some other things you should know about me...
i'm a bit on the tall side; actually, i'm a beast. [but not as beastly as LC, word.]
i have blonde/brown hair, and spectacular blue eyes.
i have a few of the greatest friends... ban being my faaaav i have the most adorable boyfriend in the world, end of story. there is nothing better.
all i ever do is swim, however, in my free time i enjoy a good cage fight.
despite the fact all i ever wear is sweatpants... i love fashion.
my sewing machine, yeaaah. it's my bff.
i do drive a geo prizm, and it does have an antenna, it's so high teck it goes into hiding.
contrary to common belief, i like to read.
i probably own every university of tennessee apparel ever made, just because i love t-shirts.
i'm pretty much the funniest person alive.
meghan mcvaugh is my favortie person ever born.
i've been known to sing meatloaf like it's my job. it's on video.
i bake cookies, and paint by numbers. which is my new favorite hobby. and you might not think it's hard, but it's the hardest thing i've ever endured. you can't tell me one 10 year old has the attention span for that.
speaking of, i have the shortest attention span known to man. it's about .2354654987 seconds.
i am absolutely in love with myself.
and. i know you love me, for reaaalz.
you can talk to me if you want, which i know you do... im214.

My Interests

in my spare time other than freestyling with fitty, i enjoy a good novel. or reruns of project runway. either/or is fine.

I'd like to meet:

someone who could be standing at the other side of a football field and bitch slap me because their arms are a million and a half feet long. someone who is waaaay too tall, and pretty freaking fat too ;] someone who listens to me talk for hours, and tells me they enjoy my 3 hour long stories because i always forget what i'm talking about. someone who tells me i'm dumb, but tells me that if i wasn't, they wouldn't like me and hates the world just as much as i do. someone who lets me pluck their eyebrows and cut their hair. and watches laguna beach and hates cami with a passion. and who loves me when no one else does.
i've so found that :]

Music:

fitty. wu-tang. meatloaf.

Movies:

caddy shack, zoolander, old school.

Television:

SEINFELD.
laguna beach.
THE HILLS
project runway.
real world.
8th and ocean

Books:

invisible monsters.
the perks of being a wallflower.
diary.
dry.
how the homosexuals saved civilization.
catcher in the rye.
the bell jar.
sex, drugs and cocoa puffs.
killing yourself to live.
running with scissors.
tuesdays with morrie.

Heroes:


STANELY CAZ. CHRISTOPHER SHEERER! TRASHY ALLAY GAY MAURIZI.
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