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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The President of the United States... if I meet him just once and get close enough to shake his hand, I'd kick him square in the nuts and get taken down by the secret service. And then 50 years from now I'd sit back in my huge easy chair and proudly tell my grandkids the story of how their grandpa kicked the most powerful man in the world in the nuts.

Music:

If there's any combination of pimped out cars, jewelry, hoes, or cowboy hats in the video... I probably don't like the song.

Movies:

I can't pick a favorite movie. There's too many. One I enjoyed recently... "Team America: World Police". I loved the brutal slaying of poorly prortrayed celebrities.

Television:

24. If I miss an episode of anything else, no biggie. Prison Break was pretty damn good too.

Books:

I read a lot of technological crap.. mostly about programming, because that's what I do.

My Blog

Burger King: Fast Food with Balls

I've been saying it for over a year now... Burger King has some huge balls. First, when McDonalds was under fire for serving unhealthy food and cutting their menu back to introduce new healthier items...
Posted by Erik on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

Intel commercials

I've been seeing a lot of commercials lately from Intel for their new Core 2 Duo processors, and I can't quite understand them. For one thing, what does a bunch of faggy dancing have to do with proces...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

Sugar Poo

Right now I'm watching some boxing on Showtime, and one of these boxers has the name "Sugar Poo" on the back of his warm-up robe. I find that hilarious in itself, but then the announcer introduc...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:17:00 PST

Willie Nelson

Earlier today, cops pulled over Willie Nelson's tour bus and arrested him for posession of over a pound of weed, and some mushrooms. This, in my opinion, further solidifies Louisiana police as ...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:47:00 PST

For Wal-mart

Ok, I want to talk to Wal-mart for a minute... Wal-mart... whenever I need something, you're the one I go to. Because you manage to have damn near anything I could possibly need and it's ...
Posted by Erik on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:29:00 PST

Taco Bell

Earlier tonight I went through a Taco Bell drive-thru... and I have to wonder how a franchise that so obviously has their shit together when it comes to marketing their food, can suck so horribly at a...
Posted by Erik on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:20:00 PST

"Brangelina"

Ok, so Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had a freakin' baby.... how do I know this? Because that little shit is everywhere. The so-called "entertainment" news all revolves around it. Thi...
Posted by Erik on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:46:00 PST

Madonna

Why must we continue to be bombarded with the crap that dried up old bitch is dishing out? I mean seriously... are we still going to be forced to watch this dilapidated old hooch cram her saggy ...
Posted by Erik on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST

Street Magic

So last night I was sitting alone on my couch, watching some TV and contemplating life, when this show came on that I had always heard about and seen advertisements for, but never watched... it was "C...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 25 May 2006 03:44:00 PST