Ok... here it is... my long, crazy rant about myself and stuff in my life... here it goes... Oh and... I ain't holdin nothin back... I'm 27 years old, I can't believe I'm 27... I was 18 yesterday, I swear - I hate the city of Wayne - I love hockey - Michigan State is the bomb - I really, really love sex - I can't stand Michigan fans of any kind, period - Red Wings suck in my eyes - I think black people will only vote for Barack because he's black - I'm so for Hillary - I love texas hold'em - Beer is awesome - Tony DiTerlizzi is my favorite illustrationist - Beer pong is the shit - Going down on a chick is my favorite thing to do - I need lots of money - Seguin, Turner and Felesky are my best friends... and Steve aka Skittles - I love the Ivory Room - Love sucks 90% of the time - Porn is cool - I love playing Dungeons and Dragons - I think I could be an American Idol, no really... - Girls in thongs are way sexy - Nascar is somewhat cool - I would love to meet Bobby Knight - College basketball is my second favorite sport - I miss high school - Some of the best parties I've ever been to were at Eastern Michigan - I love meeting new people - I've had 10 sexual partners in 11 years - My ice hockey nickname was "playplay", cause I'd make you look twice at the "play" I just made - Being drunk makes you do stupid shit - I think I'm in love with love - Reno 911 is actually pretty funny - I miss working at Lonestar and the people there - I would love to have a daughter one day - The craziest place I've ever had sex was in front of the Wayne 7 Eleven - Diet Coke is so fucking good - I think about sex 80% of the time - College football is my third favorite sport - Rockband is the bomb - Parker Posey is so hot to me - One of my favorite bands of all time is Ben Folds Five - I think Family Guy is one of the funniest shows I've ever seen - I love kissing - The smell of Jasmine turns me on - I'm 25% racist I think - The sexiest thing about a girl is her stomach - The second sexiest thing about a girl is her ass - Technically I should have 5 kids right now - I love Star Wars - Dungeons and Dragons kicks ass - I love the movies - The three hottest famous chicks to me are Pink, Ashley Tisdale and Jennifer Love - I've always wanted to be a giant downhill slalom skier - I hate people you talk shit and act hard - I love baseball - I love snowy winters - Thanksgiving and Christmas are my two favorite holidays - I think one day I'll be famous, I just don't know for what yet - I think most black people are lazy and disrespectful - Reading is fun - Shortwave radio is damn interesting to me - I'm a good listener - Vitamin D milk is the best - Sometimes I miss being married - I have really crazy dreams almost everyday of the week - The movie "Scream" actually scared me - Blake Lewis is a wannabe Justin Timberlake - Pingu is a fucking awesome show - I've always liked Nsync's music - I love playing golf in the spring and summer - Sometimes I miss my uncle Tim - I'm a liberal Democrat at heart - Mono really, really sucks - I would move to New York City in a fucking new york minute if I had the cash - Four horsemen is my favorite shot, jager is a close second - I fucking hate Al Sharpton - Black people use the race card way too much - 1997 through 2001 we're the best years of my life so far - I truely love Robyn Pratt - I can't believe Heath Ledger is dead - If I could be a famous person I'd be Justin Timberlake - Bud Light commercials make me laugh - R&B is my favorite type of music deep down - Mexicans piss me off sometimes - Brant Hauck is a bitch - South Park is damn funny - I once skated around the Wayne Recreation Center from red line to redline in 16 seconds - I've been knocked out twice playing ice hockey - I can't fucking stand the following people... Tiffany from I Love New York, her nasty horse faced, retarded mother, Rihanna, JLo, Vanessa Williams, Jenny McCarthy, Oprah, Paris Hilton, Kendra from The Girls Next Door, Alicia Keys, Criss Angel, Beyonce, LeBron James, Bret Michaels, Brooke from The Real World, Katie Holmes, Hannah mother fucking Montana... you suck just like ur dad, Ashlee Simpson, Hillary Duff and her fucking sister, the Olsen twins, Angelina Jolie, Perez Hilton, Martha Stewart, Serena Williams, Tyra Banks, Chelsey Handler, Sarah Silverman, Nancy Grace, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, LaLa from VH1, Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, Queen Latifah, Kim Kardashian and her sorry ass family, Starr Jones, Mischa Barton, Hayden stupid slut Panettiere, Amy Winehouse, Christina Aguilera, Fergie, Rosie the Lesbian... more to come - I have really sensitive teeth - I think Heather Kuzmich from America's Next Top Model is super sexy - I miss being a server - Emagine movie theatre was the coolest job I ever had - I love Cedar Point - Adult Swim is awesome - I barely sleep - I'm stressed 75% of the time about something - I don't get along with my mother at all - I love cats - Jager is good, very good - Dr. Drew Pinsky kicks ass - I'm probably the only person out of my friends who remembers "Love Phone" with Jagger and Dr. Judy on 89X right before "Loveline" back in the day - I'm 70% addicted to porn lol - One day I'll be super rich, mark my words - I shattered my left knee cap, not once, but twice - I've only been to jail two times... once for stealing a cd player from Fairlane Mall when I was 17 and once for fighting in a bar when I was 24 - I'm scared to fly on a plane - I drink at least 21 cups of coffee a week - I hate stuck up people - Good Will Hunting is one of my all time favorite movies - I got my first ever BJ to the song "Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison - I'm agnostic - If I could, I'd have sex like 23 hours a day - The Detroit Tigers will win the 2008 World Series (03/01/2008) - Arabic girls just want money... nothing else - Pizza Hut makes the best pizza by far - I think I have OCD - I have a photographic memory when it comes to dates and times and what was going on - Spinach dip kicks all kinds of ass... to be continued...
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Danny B's My Space
Name:
Danny B
Age:
28
Birthday:
March 22, 1980
Hair Color:
Brown with blonde highlights
Eye Color:
Brownish, green
Weight:
200lbs
Height:
6.1
Tattoos:
Not yet, very soon though
Piercings:
Two hoop earrings, thats it... for now
Current Mood:
Chilled, relaxed
Favorite Hobby:
Writing film scripts, drawing, video games, walking in the fall... oh and beer!
Favorite Sport:
Hockey, no doubt!
Favorite Sports Team:
Colorado Avalanche (Nordiques)
Favorite Movie:
Right now... "Pan's Labyrinth"
Favorite Song or Group:
"Good Life" by Kayne West
Favorite Bar:
This changes constantly lol... but, TC Gators and B-Dubs Canton right now...
Best Memory:
Any memory in my old apartment, getting married
Worst Memory:
Almost going to jail for ATM fraud... long story hehee, getting married
Best Job Ever:
Emagine Canton 18 Movie Theatre
Worst Job Ever:
Prolly IKEA Canton, Im still thinking about this one hehee!
Favorite Car:
Beretta GTU
Favorite Truck:
S-10 Extreme
Favorite Drink:
Diet Coke or Canada Dry
Favorite Mixed Drink:
Long Island Baby!!!
Favorite Shot:
Usually they get to be all my favorite after awhile lol!
Favorite Beer:
Labatt Blue, Bud Light, been hanging with Molson Ice though lately hehee!
Favorite Season:
Fall, Winter
Favorite Number:
78, old hockey number
Favorite Color:
Purple... yes I said purple!
Rap / R&B:
Rap
R&B / Alternative:
Rap
Alternative / Hard Rock:
Alternative
Hip Hop / R&B:
Hip Hop
Alternative / Hip Hop:
Hip Hop
Favorite Movie Genre:
Drama, comedy
Favorite Country:
Canada.... "Oh Canada...." lol!
Number One Goal:
Get my scripts to Hollywood!
Best Friend:
Scott Felesky, Jimmy Turner, John Seguin...
Worst Friend:
Dont wanna piss anybody off so...
Do You Smoke:
Yes and yes hehee!
Favorite Cigarette:
Newport pleasure baby!!
Favorite Food:
Pizza, fer sher... or anything with shrimp in it and White Castle... what you crave hehee!
In 5 Years:
I should be rich as fuck by then so...
Favorite Clothes:
Eddie Bauer, Old Navy, Meijers hehee!
Favorite Drunk Story:
WOW, way too many for this hehee!
Favorite Place:
Right now, any bar hehee...
Celebrity Look-A-Like:
Joey Fatone
Wish I Could Meet:
Parker Posey
Worst Girl In The World:
Oh, thats easy... Dianna Gerges!!!
Party / Sit At Home:
Party!!!!
Favorite Game System:
PS2, PSP
Favorite Video Game:
NHL 2008, NCAA Football 2008
Favorite University:
Michigan State.... SPARTY ON!!!!!
Number Of Keg-Stands I Have Done:
17
Threesomes:
2
One Night Stands:
Cant remember, hehee!
Longest Drunk Period:
God, well over two weeks lol!
Nicknames:
Danny B, Daniel Boone, Fuck-Up hehee!!!
Exit:
C-ya!!!!
D
Devious... this is true lol!
A
Altruistic
N
Neat
N
Normal... not really lol!
Y
Yummy... of course!
B
Beer... figures hehee! Name / Username:
Be cool... just like me and get your own!
From www.go-quiz.com
I am certified:
58% addicted to Myspace
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!
Your Seduction Style: Prized Object
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.
You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!
You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.
You Are 52% Paranoid Schizophrenic
It's likely that you're perfectly fine, though you have your crazy moments.
You tend to be a bit paranoid, but no one's out to get you but yourself.
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.
