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Beth uh knee.

All I've got is a red guitar, three chords and the truth.

About Me

illuminate.

☆
"Give me being and feeling over having any day."

-Mireille Guiliano

Bethany --
[noun]:

Insatiable to the point of crazy.

I'm a mess of contradictions. My socks never match and I'm not the girl your mother warned you about. Her imagination wasn't quite that good. I view speed limits as a suggestion. I'm a nut, a compulsive hairdyer, a grammar enthusiast and a hxc Islanders fan. I love God with all my heart. Oh, and I'm going to change the world. Watch. ♥

I ♥ my sister.

colleenkan (4:36:54 PM): I vote for filling your car with jello and driving around in it until it all melts and slides out the joints in the doors!

My Interests

"...I was actually not planning on being here tonight, but then MTV explained to me that Justin Timberlake was bringing sexy back."

-Al Gore (at the VMA's)

♥ The beach during the winter
♥ Crayons
♥ French connection
♥ White tea
♥ Roadtrippin'
♥Burping contests
♥ Candles
♥ Poetry
♥ Driving barefoot
♥ Late night conversations
♥ hxc Swing dancing
♥ Seashells
♥ Pranks
♥ Proper spelling & grammar
♥ Church
♥ Folk music
♥ Old souls
♥ Coffee
♥ Harmony

I'd like to meet:



I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows the differences among: their, there & they're. two, to, & too. your & you're, and who can execute them properly in the written language. ...Oh, and I wouldn't mind having a pint with Bono and Nelson Mandela.

Elvis 8 Amer1ca.

witty repartee.

"It is not my fault that certain so-called bohemian elements have found in my writings something to hang their peculiar beatnik theories on."
-Jack Kerouack

Gloria
in te domine
Gloria
exultate.

Music:

.. "There are swaggering bands, bands who are in your face. And then there are bands who get hold of you somewhere else. I think its a heart thing, an intimacy thing. Like you know them and they know you."

-Snow Patrol

♥ U2
♥ The Beatles
♥ Goo Goo Dolls
♥ Red Hot Chili Peppers
♥ Jack Johnson
♥ Billie Holiday
♥ Sublime
♥ Dixie Chicks
♥ David Crowder Band
♥ The Police
♥ Mary J. Blige
♥ Ani DiFranco
♥ Dave Matthews Band
♥ Frank Sinatra
♥ Jeremy Camp
♥ Fiona Apple
♥ Keane
♥ Coldplay
♥ Poe
♥ Ingrid Michaelson
♥ Bob Dylan

Movies:

.. ♥ Fight Club
♥ Office Space
♥ Stepmom
♥ Patch Adams
♥ Aladdin
♥ Mean Girls
♥ Dead Poet's Society
♥ So I Married an Axe Murderer
♥ Shakespeare in Love
♥ Garden State
♥ Runaway Bride
♥ Chicago
♥ Mona Lisa Smile
♥ Down With Love
♥ Moulin Rouge
♥ Closer.
♥ Life Is Beautiful

Television:


♥ Grey's Anatomy

You say
Love is a temple
Love is a higher law
Love is a temple
Love is higher law
You ask me to enter
But then you make me crawl
And I can't be holding on
To what you've got
When all you've got is hurt.


Books:

.. ♥ The Virgin Suicides
♥ Catch-22
♥ The Scarlet Letter
♥ The Great Gatsby
♥ Fight Club
♥ Where The Heart Is
♥ Anne of Green Gables
♥ Othello
♥ Echo
♥ White Oleander
♥ To Kill A Mockingbird
♥ The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
♥ Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs
♥ The Beautiful and Damned
♥ U2byU2
♥ Slaughterhouse Five
♥ The Lovely Bones
♥ Find Where the Wind Goes
♥ Jane Eyre
♥ A Million Little Pieces
(Even though James Frey's a sellout.)

reading is sexy.

My Blog

Been a while since I really invested some time in a post: This ones a must-read.

Beth's been thinking: everyone head for the hills! *Little disclaimer, here* I know I'm going to jump around a lot in my note, because I've got a few hot-button issues stuck in my craw. To be honest, ...
Posted by Beth uh knee. on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 01:04:00 PST

Leave Bristol Alone!

You know your country's in trouble when E! News breaks a story about the republican VP nominee's teenage daughter being pregnant and the entire party is up in arms. I'm disgusted by the amount of med...
Posted by Beth uh knee. on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:25:00 PST

Glittery pole sold seperately.

...Been a while since I last posted, and though I've had a few annoying encounters, none have perturbed me as much as this: the topic of my latest brain vomit... Now let me start by introducing the l...
Posted by Beth uh knee. on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

a low culture manifesto with a firm grasp of the ridiculously obvious.

This is probably going to be one of the most uneloquent brain vomits you've ever had the pleasure of reading on MySpace, but here goes. Chuck Klosterman, albeit an insubstantial role mo...
Posted by Beth uh knee. on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:45:00 PST

Patriots & Emo Kids.

 It seems as though in order to appreciate, for ten minutes, the things in life that we often take for granted, something catastrophic must first occur. Let's rewind to the last two&nbs...
Posted by Beth uh knee. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

credit card fraud as close as the customer on line behind you.

while purchasing a few last minute items i'd failed to put on my grocery shopping list, i came to the somewhat perturbing realization that i was fresh out of cash.  reaching for my debit car...
Posted by Beth uh knee. on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST

Honesty second best policy to Bible belters?

But it was a close second to discipline. Well it's 2:39 AM on a Tuesday morning and I've yet another issue concerning the American public stuck in my craw. Here's the scoop:  I've just recently m...
Posted by Beth uh knee. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

could you pass the political correctness please?

So I was watching an interesting documentary in which several US Senate members, general practitioners, ob-gyn's, and health experts were stating their positions on abortion.  Well, if ...
Posted by Beth uh knee. on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

Treasure or Target: Sticking a pin in your sexuality for the sake of MySpace.

I'm having a good deal of trouble finding a way to put this tactfully.  So here it goes, uncensored. ... I don't want to see another picture of a teenage girl in her bra, posted on her myspa...
Posted by Beth uh knee. on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

Brain Vomit.

sometimes, i think it would serve society well to make it more socially acceptable for girls my age to have children.  when you think about it, a dose of reality might just be what our natio...
Posted by Beth uh knee. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST