Dread Pirate Rachel - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"I am no-one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know." Not really. I am everybody's favorite pirate. I have a not-so-secret ambition to one day rule the universe. I cherish a crush on Steve Carell, as long as he's not playing Michael Scott. I also have a well-publicized interest in Gerard Butler, but I liked him before "300," so the rest of you phans can bugger off! I also am a closet (HA!) Stargate fan, so don't go making any disparaging comments about Richard Dean Anderson..

My Interests

Pillage and plunder. That's why my income is so high! I like video editing. A lot. And archaelogy, English literature, American foreign policy, music, and chocolate.

I'd like to meet:

C. S. Lewis, Oscar Wilde, and the Tooth Fairy. Also Jason Momoa and Thor, Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet. BWAHAHA!!!

Music:

Whatever drowns out the voices in my head.

Movies:

Without a Clue, A Knight's Tale, and the original Pink Panther movies are the great influences in my life. And of course my theme movie (they made it just for me, you know) THE PRINCESS BRIDE!

Television:

I've given up on TV.

Books:

Mostly textbooks. Lots and lots of textbooks.

Heroes:

Bart Roberts, the other Dread Pirate. C. S. Lewis. Ansel Adams. My dad (the best!).

My Blog

I once believed that it was possible to escape a hideous wedding.

Then I saw a Thomas Kincaid painting, and all hope for beauty left me.
Posted by Dread Pirate Rachel on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:55:00 PST

WHY IS XANGA NOT WORKING????

My real blog is not loading. Argh.
Posted by Dread Pirate Rachel on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:59:00 PST

Wait, they don't love you like I love you!

Beware the groove! Or Spring Term Biology lab on genetics. ARGH! EVIL!
Posted by Dread Pirate Rachel on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

Ok, I'll post a real one this time

Have you ever noticed that you can smell everything better when it rains? You walk across the campus, starting at the library and going to the Science building. On the way, you smell bacon from t...
Posted by Dread Pirate Rachel on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:52:00 PST

Well, I think it's about time to post another bloggie.

Or maybe not. I have class in five minutes. HA! Faked you out!
Posted by Dread Pirate Rachel on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

A'ight...

My hair is driving me nuts; it keeps getting caught in my backpack. The question is, shall I cut it all off and rid myself of the annoyance? Or shall I leave it, wear it up all the t...
Posted by Dread Pirate Rachel on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST

My psychotically screwed up week

I don't think I've ever posted this before. My week SUCKS! It all starts with Monday. Monday is detestable for the mere fact that it is Monday, and also, it follows the weekend, so not only am I not u...
Posted by Dread Pirate Rachel on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:19:00 PST

A-haunting We Will Go...

Just in case I wasn't weird enough, I did something last night that is completely unique in our family history. I think I'll write it into my narrative paper when I turn in the final copy. Andy picked...
Posted by Dread Pirate Rachel on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

Owee, owee, owee!

ARGH! My wisdom teeth are killing me. Death to the fiends. Anyway, I'm just marauding around the library before World Lit, so any poor fool who happens upon my blog will feel the full force of my bore...
Posted by Dread Pirate Rachel on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

With hair like this, who needs enemies?

My hair is trying to kill me. When I woke up this& morning (I suppose it was still morning), my hair was securely wrapped around my throat, in what I can only assume was an attempt to exact revenge fo...
Posted by Dread Pirate Rachel on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:52:00 PST