Try not to cry *tear* |
Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school,He told his friends that it was cool,And when he pulled the trigger back,It shot off with a great crack.Mommy, I was a good girl, and I did what I was told,I went...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:53:00 GMT |
Will you give this to my daddy? |
Will you give this to my Daddy?> >> > As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red> > Fridays."> >> > Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference.> > While I was in the air...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:34:00 GMT |
test your virginity |
Look at all the c's©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©© ©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©© ©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©© ©©©©...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:05:00 GMT |
Pink Condom |
YOU MUST PLAY!OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BEDWITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU!THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFEIS TO PICK THE CONDOM THATREPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE!OH BY THE WAY,DO NOT IGNORE THISBECAUSE I...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 17:31:00 GMT |
A Virgin's Nightmare |
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday nightand have dinner with her parents. Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend thatafter dinner, she would like to go out and m...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 17:29:00 GMT |
Sad love poem |
Body: Body: BOY CALLED HIS GURL..Boy: hey baby wat r u doinGurl: nuthin and uBoy: just thinkinGurl: of watBoy: sumthinGur: babe u know ill give my life 4 uBoy:(sad) yesGurl: u know u mean everytyhing ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 17:23:00 GMT |
why couples dont have sex... haha |
TO MY DEAR WIFE:During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.The following is a list of why I did not succeed m...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:24:00 GMT |
When a girl misses you |
When a girl says she likes you,she wants you to ask her out.When a girl misses u, she's afraid to seehow yournew girl looks, she's dreading the fact thatur nothers any moreWhen u break a girls heart, ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:09:00 GMT |
R.I.P. Mammaw (grandma) |
now that you have opened this bulletin you have to reply it saying R.I.P_____(someone) thats dead and that means alot to you. if you dont you will lose the most important person to you in 24 hours.......
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 18:58:00 GMT |
About me thingy? |
The BIG "who are you?"Stats:Name?Amber Nicole EverettAge?15 turning 16 soonMale/Female?femaleBirthday?September 25, 1990Birth sign?LibraHometown?Cincinnnati, OhioCurrent location?My room in Manchester...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 23:18:00 GMT |
