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About Me

So right so I'm an actor in LA. I refuse to pimp myself on myspace. Okay so something has to pay the bills, and whoring is too tough on the knees. Right. So I work part time as a ninja exterminator and cunning linguist. Probably the most interesting thing you'll find in my profile is my blog. Because I am a brilliant and hilarious story teller that is going to take you for the mustache ride of your life. Remember the blog is one long tale of action, suspense, maybe some romance if I get around to it, but don't count on it. Anyway start way back in March 06. Don't blame me if you can't stop. I told you it was good. So fucking good you'll wish there were two.
You Are Best Described By...
Under the Wave Off Kanagawa
By Katsushika Hokusai What Famous Work of Art Are You?
The Swollen Lizard
People Pushin Daises: Seventy Three
Planets Conquered: Thirty
Favorite Weapon Nuclear Kitana
Arms Broken: Nineteen
Eyeballs Devoured: Three
Tongues Cut Off: ten
Biggest Enemy: The Nourishing Mother
Get Your HITMAN Name

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Wealthy, generous people. Uniqlo Mixplay. See Below, these guys are robo-pimps from the year 3000. Stop the song so you can hear their beats. Then watch the player in the video over them, this guy is fucking killer. Mike Rinheart, American.

My Blog

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Posted by on Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:26:00 GMT

Nonfiction Warning

On March 12th of this year a man that very few of you knew, but who was none the less very important to me died.  He died hard, gang.  He seemed a bit of loner, inertested mostly in his machines, his ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:19:00 GMT

exflowsion

I want to share this note on genius.  I know a fellow, a young restaurateur whose establishment is near to my crib.  He is a good enough sort, and to his credit he has managed to bring an odd idea som...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:16:00 GMT

Z Diaries 14

That's all I have time for. I have to go now. I have something I have to take of. Goodbye...Hello. My name is Gerald Barnes, I'm a carpenter from Las Vegas, Nevada. I am broadcasting from KXCA in ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:56:00 GMT

The Non-Fiction Painfully Continues

Yo everybody, sorry I haven't thrilled you all with some brilliant bologna lately but I got into a car wreck and it's been fucking up my rhythym.   Everybody is okay which is good, but I fea...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:15:00 GMT

What October 9th Means to Me

Good Evening cherished readers,      I have a lot of ideas about what to write here tonight, but they are swooping around my head like moths around a 40 watt garage light.&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:53:00 GMT

Dont Panic

Information culled from a few emergent meta-linguistic data mining technologies that I have been following of late have led me to believe that we may be facing a severe crisis within the next 12 to 48...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:42:00 GMT

In a time of crisis.

If you have ever read my blog you know that I do not normally use it as report of daily activities, or to write political essays, or create online salons. I am more apt to use this space as a gran fo...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:20:00 GMT

Palin Poll

The neocons have their minions in attack mode. Follow this link for your first chance to vote against she who would be queen...http://www.pbs.org/now/polls/poll-435.htmlAnd if you're a neocon, thanks...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:30:00 GMT

Z Diaries 14

Psyche!!, Give me some Kudos or I'll run this again!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!....Award Winning self promotion baby.I am proud to announce that I was chosen as one of the winners of Best Performance of a...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:11:00 GMT