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Sarah, Moolan, Spaz, Dolly, Scissors, Maud etc

About Me

I am ridiculously optomistic.I also have no idea what taact is, so i am painfully honest. For example if you hug me and i say you smell like sausages i mean no offence. Please take note james.I am very messy and defend this slothful habbit by calling it "creative clutter", though i am incredibly clean to compensate for this.I am slightly obsessed with cleaning my ears,People either think im either fabulous or really dizzy. But isnt it fabulous to be dizzy?I am very english.I secretly like chavs. Quite a bit. Everygirl needs a bit of rough once ion a while. lol.I find the places i have the most fun are complete dives, goodys, flares, jfks, jesters, zeroes, 2trees, the gog and ma gog (just messing gogettes) butlins, and asdas.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gok Wan (coz hes gok), Bruce Parry (so he can tell me all bout the tribes and stuff), Ewan McGreggor (fit and also well traveled), ross noble (for he is funny), jimmy carr (for he is funnier), Steven Fry (so i can steal some teabags), jeremy clarkson (need u ask), jeremy kyle (again strangely fit), richard madely (same reason), rod stuart (creepy but the same), hugh grant (need i saay more), and of course some lovely rich people who might see me as an investment and pay for me to go travel, uni, and to get my hair done - being blonde is quite high maintenance,

My Blog

New Years Resolutions

Normally I wouldn't bother with new years resolutions but I seem to make a resolution every day anyway, infact I like making them though I never really try to keep em. This year (like every other year...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:37:00 GMT

Aaaaagh! Time is running out!

Today was pay day. Normally a good thing but not in my case. Works been so dead that they kept sending me home early so I've not had many hours. So many pressies to get so little time. Plus im out ton...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:22:00 GMT

update

Woo its nearly Christmas, but im feeling decidedly unfestive. I mean im looking foward to gettin together wiv everyone but it seems really costly. You know when ppl get u pressies and ur not expectin ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 17:08:00 GMT

Reasons to be cheerful

Having lost my amazing mp3 player with all my banging choons on it I was understandably very very sad. But the cool thing is when i was down the pub my one and only Curtis found an mp3 player. It is e...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:01:00 GMT

Eats, shoots, and leaves

Considering all the things going on in my life atm, and all the bad things in the world this is going to sound really silly, but I am getting frustrated with the state of everyones spelling and gramma...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:47:00 GMT

ah

I feel so much better for that rant. Its like having a ciggy without having to go in my freezing cold garden. Just to prove that i am not ungreatful i am going to list wot i am thankful for ... i thin...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:34:00 GMT

Bugger

Gah! Mole and I seem to have unwittingly sabotaged opperation get out of Plymouth. Finally got round to sortin all the EVS crap out wiv Leo and the earliest start time is May. But the projects last a ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:20:00 GMT

Its a bit of a blue day in my usually very upbeat life

Everything is gay! Gay! Gay! Gay!Danny boys gone to Falmouth. Molymots fucked off to Callington. I mean hello its Cornwall. Plymouths bad enough but Cornwall, its just pointles (bar Newquay of course)...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Quick update

Its been a while. Probably because I no longer have a job where I have nothing better to do than go on myspace and get paid 4 it. Thats y my page is so crap. But trust me it'll get better I promise. I...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:38:00 GMT

The Weather

It is too cold to have sex up against a tree.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:36:00 GMT