Jeff. Bill. Linda. That guy with the shirt. Sexy Irene. Stinky McGee. Lefty the Northpaw. Shatner. Your sister. My Maker. The Beatles. A man laying bricks. The caustic witted H. Pylori. A cigarette that isn't made very well. The ghost of Houdini. A woman with a wooden leg. My inner child. That guy from Green Acres--you know, the one with the pig. The most beautiful girl in the world. Sammy Two-Ducks. The Military-Industrial Duplex. Dexter Methorphan. Prurient Penelope. You. Big pisser Norman the continent. Leutenant Fancy Pants. A man I didn't like (aka Will Rodgers). Chastity challenged Doris. My destiny. A muffler that doesn't cost very much. A cold remedy that doesn't make me sleepy. A fancy goat. Heather Locklear. Ted the goat fancier.