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About Me

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, And I can justify any shopping spree. I don..t go to a barber but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance my checkbook, I can pump my own gas. I can talk to my friends, about the size of my azz. My beauty..s a masterpiece, and yes it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I..m wrong. I don..t drive in circles, at any cost. AndI don..t have a problem admitting I..m lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I..m usually late. I don..t watch movies, with lots of gore. I don..t need instant replay, to remember the score. I won..t lose my hair, I don..t get jock itch. And just cause I..m assertive, Don..t mean I..m a b*tch. Don..t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are ok, but jewelry..s best. Look at ME, you idiot... Not at my chest! I don..t have a problem, with expressing my feelings, I know when you..re lying, You look at the ceiling. Don..t call me a Girl, A Babe or a Chick. I am a WOMAN! Get it? You D*CK!!" "

My Interests

Just because no one has been fortunate enough to realize what a gold mine you are, doesn't mean you shine any less.Just because no one has been smart enough to figure out that you can't be topped, Doesn't stop you from being the best.Just because no one has come along to share your life, Doesn't mean that day isn't coming.Just because no one has made this race worthwhile, doesn't give you permission to stop running.Just because no one has realized how much of an awesome woman you are, Doesn't mean they can affect your femininity.Just because no one has shown up who can love you on your level, Doesn't mean you have to sink to theirs.Just because you deserve the very best there is, Doesn't mean that life is always fair.Just because God is still preparing your king, Doesn't mean that you're not already a Queen.Just because your situation doesn't seem to be progressing right now, Doesn't mean you need to change a thing.Keep shining, keep running, Keep hoping, and keep praying, Keep being exactly what you are already. COMPLETE!!A WOMAN OF GOD!!!!

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Music:

Reggae and Calypso everyday all day (hip hop is aight every now and again)

Movies:

Whatever as long as it has some type of moral value to it.

Television:

my sista Licia is all the show I need to watch, the gyal is CRAZY

Heroes:

My Mamie and Daddy

My Blog

What would happen if a terrorist tried to hijack a seaplane wit VI peeps

>>What would happen if a terrorist tried to hijack the seaplane, with a >>bunch>>of Virgin Islanders on it????????????>>>> Here is one version:>>>> Hijacker: Everybody this is a hijack..no...
Posted by Live, Laugh & Love on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:36:00 PST

Is he faithful??

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prosp...
Posted by Live, Laugh & Love on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:31:00 PST

Rasta Application

Rasta Man Application NAME: Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari AGE: I man noh count birtday DATE OF BIRTH: Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings deh man ADDRESS: Uppa di Hills a Wesmorlan TEL. NO.: I man Doan p...
Posted by Live, Laugh & Love on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:17:00 PST

Freindz

Friendz are people who are there for you no matter what the situation is. Friendz are people who have yo back not 100...but 200%. Friendz are people who when you need someone to talk to...they are th...
Posted by Live, Laugh & Love on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST

IF A MAN WANTS YOU

IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your...
Posted by Live, Laugh & Love on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:08:00 PST

sisters

SISTERS A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations...
Posted by Live, Laugh & Love on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:14:00 PST

Divine Visitation

DIVINE VISITATION Stars don't struggle to shine, Rivers don't struggle to flow, also you will never struggle to excel in life, because you dese...
Posted by Live, Laugh & Love on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 05:49:00 PST

The Pink Dress

>The Pink Dress>>>There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park.>>Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.>>Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, ...
Posted by Live, Laugh & Love on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 05:48:00 PST

Virgin Islands Empress

A Virgin Islands EmpressNew York girls dress pretty, Boston girls act smart, but it takes VI chick to win a fellah`s heart. Florida girls are tan, Chi-town girls are funny, but when you want the best ...
Posted by Live, Laugh & Love on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:32:00 PST