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I had to change my myspace profile because it crashed my laptop, this is so very shameful. Laura will probably take the piss as once again bubbles feature as my background. They're so delightful I just can't help it.
About me sections equal death, like a slightly easier version of a personal statement.. which is death. I would ask my friends to contibute.. but then it would be something like this:
'Lydia is lame.'
'She tries to sex me and i am afraid'
'Lydia.. is a cat.'
And while some of this may be true, this is not what I want people to hear.
I cannot think of anything to say, thought one thing I feel I should mention is that I cannot wait until summer! For now I shall put in some quotes and pictures that amuse me.
Family guy:
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside
Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster
Peter: Lois, less talkie more fetchie.
Lois: I'm just gonna assume that's Chinese for 'I love you.'
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Jack dee:
'Daddy, can i have an apple' 'FUCK OFF you're having wagon wheels!'
The grinch:
'Somebody has vandalised that vehicle, max the city is a dangerous place'
' '6pm, dinner with myself.. I can€™t CANCEL THAT AGAIN'
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