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Chrispy Christina

Wait wait wait..... your dad's name is T-Bag??? Florida is HOT.

About Me

MY TOP FRIENDS ARE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER SO YOU CAN'T BE MAD.Yeah, I do stuff. You? Yeah, that's nice. I think car companies should work on building an automobile that runs on poop. because we have an endless supply of poop. Its the ONE thing that EVERYBODY in the world can make. and if you run out of gas, all you have to do is stop by your local gas station and buy a chili-dog. aaaaaaaaannnnd GO! "I heard that people that are double-jointed don't have gag-reflexes."

My Interests

Naps, cat naps, sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

HEY IF YOU PUT IN A FRIEND REQUEST !! I didn't deny you, i just didn't check my myspace in fo-eva-eva, so redo it, and i'll get to it eventually. sorry bros and hoes. Love you , mean it. :)first and foremost, your mom... wait we've already met...bob ross and dr. suess. and paris hilton so i can smack her in the face and be all like "that's hot."I'd also like to meet myself ten years ago and be like "christina, quit messin aboot" because i'd be canadian.i'd also like to meet myself ten years in the future and be like "are you there yet?"

Music:

Freddie Mercury.

Movies:

NEVADA SMITH with Steve McQueen--the ultimate western

Television:

allright so we got some TV action happening, so here's the rundown Reno 911 - not real cops no matter what my mom says Adult Swim - anything not the anime. i don't like it, neither should you, but everything else is really funny. if you want to watch anime, put your Magic Cards down and watch some Pokemon you lame-o CSI - this is a show that i would NOT like to guest star on, because i'll probably be dead on it, but hey, better someone else with a a career and acting experience than me eh? Chappelle's Show - You're right. Cocaine is a powerful drug, and Rick James, you were the authority on it. I would never doubt anything you said about kidnapping or hard drugs or weave and gold teeth. Family Guy - So can the family understand Stewie or what?

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye. Remember those books about those kids who were orphans so they lived like hobos on a train until their grandpa found them and they solved mysteries? i hated them. Have you seen the most recent J Crew Catalog?

Heroes:

MC Pee Pants, Sir Loin, and Vanilla Ice.

My Blog

Hey Hey I'm really sorry

hey really sorry, if you added a friend request and i didn't get back to you in time. submit it again, and then call me in real life to let me know you did it because otherwise i don't really check my...
Posted by Chrispy Christina on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:32:00 PST

center breast or side breast??

i didn't know that there were two cuts of chicken breast you could choose from... i thought there was just breast. Old Nasty asked me what the difference was and i was trying to explain it to her when...
Posted by Chrispy Christina on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:20:00 PST

ch-ch-check it out

so today is the 4th of july, but it is raining, so no fireworks. of course i could always set fire to someone else's stuff and that would be really exciting and infinitely more entertaining and i know...
Posted by Chrispy Christina on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 02:21:00 PST

how many people wanna kick some ass?

seriously. anybody want to help me beat some ass? i've got an ass to beat. it certainly deserves to be beaten. if you help me bat this ass, i will help you find and beat the asses of almost anyone.
Posted by Chrispy Christina on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST

how many people wanna kick some ass?

there is an ass that deserves beating. and again, my room is hot as crap. i am angry and disappointed and i need to get the F out of here.i need a vacation. hit me up if you live somewhere cool and ch...
Posted by Chrispy Christina on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:20:00 PST

frickin hot

so Old Nasty and i are on the way to go look at new apartments and such because our lease is up in four days, and guess who procrastinated? Me Did! but anyway, so we get about 40 seconds from the hou...
Posted by Chrispy Christina on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:35:00 PST