I'm from MARYLAND. We're not from the South, nor do we have an accent. We're also not New England- we're the Mid-Atlantic. It's soda, not pop with my sub, not a hoagie. I go to the beach, not to the shore and drink water, not "wooder." It's beer pong, not beirut and it's called a beer bong, not a funnel. It's DC, not Washington, and I know how to get anywhere. We know how to use a traffic circle, and how to pump our own gas. Terps basketball is life and Gary Williams/Joe Gibbs are god. We scream "O!" in the national anthem and some cheer for the Redskins no matter how they are doing. We live for crabs, corn and beer, and most of all, partying like it's our fucking jobs. I'm from MARYLAND, and there's no place like home!
Like minded individuals.......One day a little boy walks into his first grade class wearing a Redskins jersey. The teacher notices the little boy wearing the jersey and asks him why he is a Washington Redskins fan. The little boy responds, "Because my Mommy and Daddy are Redskins fans." The teacher responds,"Well thats not a good way to live your life. Now what if your dad was a drug dealer and your mom was a hooker?" The boy then replied, "I'd be an Cowboys fan.".....
Led Zepplin, the Doors, the Who, Rolling Stones, Mars Volta, Sublime, Minor Threat, Peter Tosh, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Johnny Cash, Cream, The Cars, Lynyrd Skynyrd, CSNY, Bill Kirchen, Tribe Called Quest, Velvet Underground, Dropkick Murphys, Rancid, 311, Incubus, Hank Jr., Hank III, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Janis Joplin, Sly Stone, the White Stripes, the Clash, the Strokes, emo sucks, James Brown, the Ramones, Nirvana, Outkast, RJD2, the Funky Meters, Jeff Beck, the Grateful Dead, Frank Zappa, Little Barrie, Gram Parsons, Bob Marley, the Black Angels, etc.
I love Stanley Kubrick films. A Clockwork Orange is my personal favorite of his.
Fuck TV (few exceptions: i.e. history channel, the Daily show, South Park, Seinfeld, COPS)
Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palanuk etc
Gene Krupa